If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal. A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin.
Seriously. When does it end??!?
Oh, right. When Jesus physically comes to reign on earth. And boy o' boy, that can't come quick enough!!!!! Come Lord please!!!
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A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin.
I'm sure I'd have heard about that, what with living in the UK and all... unless it was in the daily sport. it seems like the sort of news they'd publish
If (thing I don't approve of) becomes legal, how long before (horrifying thing that no one approves of) becomes legal? A few years back I heard about (nonsensical thing that no one else believes) happening.
Seriously, when does it end?
Oh, right. When (appropriate deity of your choice) physically comes to reign on Earth. And that can't come soon enough! Come Lord (deity of your choice) please!
"A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin."
Yeah, well you'll read all sorts of bollocks in the sunday sport or Weekly World News.
Why start your slippery slope there? Ban monogamous heterosexual marriage quick, before everyone else wants the same rights!
how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal.
The day animals can give consent, it will become legal.
I do kind of miss the Weekly World News. It had some really amusing articles...
Just read the article about the woman "marrying" a dolphin. No legal remifications, no nothing. And that's how it would remain. Should she actually consummate the "marriage" (is that physically possible with a dolphin?) she could be tried on bestiality laws.
> If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal.
If non-missionary-position sex becomes legal, how long will it be before pedophilia becomes legal.
Oh wait.
"If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal. A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin."
If the second sentence were true then wouldn't the answer to "how long will it be before bestiality bcomes legal" be "It already has"?
My sisters ex-boyfriend has an uncle, which had a roommate at university, whose mother heard about a guy who knows this woman.
Disgusting! Really DISGUSTING!!!!!111!!1!oneoneeleven
@#968128
Apparently it is true (though it was in Israel, not the U.K.) I'm not sure it qualifies as bestiality, though, as she isn't trying to consummate the "marriage."
If fundieism becomes legal, how long before murder becomes legal? A few days back I read a story about how a man in the US killed a doctor because he saved too many lives.
Seriously, when does it end?
@Grigori Yefimovich
Oh for Cod's hake!
Sorry...;o)
Should she actually consummate the "marriage" (is that physically possible with a dolphin?)
Not dolphin-in-human sex. They have prehensile 14 inch penises and thrust/ejaculate at the force of a shotgun blast which will break your pelvis, or even kill you. A man could try on a female dolphin though she wouldn't feel it. One could jack them off or rub them off if you were wearing an impenetrable wet-suit. The males have been known to attempt to rape humans so watch out.
I see RR is a shining star this morning bringing us good sound advice.
I've never understood their arguments about this. They've mentioned marrying bicycles, fish, etc. Joy's comparison is beyond idiocy. How the hell does polygamy lead to legalizing bestiality?
"If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal."
As soon as the animal can sign their name on a consent form after having read and understood its contents.
"A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin."
The Weekly World News is not a legitimate news organization.
"Seriously. When does it end??!?"
End? It hasn't begun you twit.
"Oh, right. When Jesus physically comes to reign on earth. And boy o' boy, that can't come quick enough!!!!!"
You've been stood up. He was supposed to show up before everyone listening to him was dead.
"Come Lord please!!!"
So, so many jokes...
"Seriously. When does it end??!?"
When one of the marriage parties cannot consent to the marriage. Seriously, how hard is it to get this fact into your skulls? Your precious holy bible promotes polygamy by the way so I don't know why you're complaining over that. I personally don't believe in it but any true bible thumper is okay with it.
"Oh, right. When Jesus physically comes to reign on earth. And boy o' boy, that can't come quick enough!!!!! Come Lord please!!!"
Ever since he rose from the dead 2000 years ago it's been said that Jesus would come soon. How about giving us an actual estimate or date when he will arrive, huh?
A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin.
See...
As posted earlier, a marriage is between consenting parties. Animials are incapable of consenting by law.
Hey, doesn't it say in the bible that Jesus Christ will come back when he feels it's the right time to come back and no one will suspect it and not when Joyb0218 feels like shit is begining to hit fan?
Polygamy is only legal in some muslim countries(where homosexuality is not an asset)and the woman who married the dolphin................I don't know, I guess the dolphin carries on with his life with the school, not worrying about his marital status. The point?
If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality [sic] becomes legal? And then, if beastiality becomes legal, how long will it be before setting fire to day care centers or boring a hole in your grandmother's skull and having sex with her brain become legal? [/sarcasm]
It will take exactly 2 years 9 months 16 days 11 hours 55 minutes and 1.5072648654523654 seconds.
Any other questions, dimwit?
Bestiality is legal in 23 states. Funny how most of them are in the bible belt.
Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Vermont, Washington (The ever green state not DC), West Virginia and Wyoming.
What the hell does bestiality have to do with polygamy?
Cite, plz, on the dolphin story.
At consent, which animals can't give.
And Jesus? He's not coming back. Ever.
ETA: I'm pretty sure bestiality's illegal here in WA. It falls under the "abuse" category.
Yes that explains why bestiality was the norm in the bible when polygamy was. Oh and it also totally explains how marrying humans is the same as bestiality, right.
@ JB LOL, that was cute. XD
"If polygamy becomes legal, how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal."
Slippery Slope, much?
"A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin."
Oh, that's nice. You rely on hearsay and rumor for your information to base your argument. Citations, please!
Seriously. When does it end??!?
It never started.
Oh, right. When Jesus physically comes to reign on earth. And boy o' boy, that can't come quick enough!!!!! Come Lord please!!!
Please, I hope he does come to get you guys; with all the idiots gone, we can actually get some progress!
To Thinking Allowed
So would Abraham.
You do realize the Bible supported polygamy, right? I don't recall that leading to bestiality. Unless your book omitted some of the history of that time, in which case how can it be considered accurate?
Oh, and yes, there have been people who have married animals, but I think in most cases there was no, ah, "consummation" of the marriage.
Actually, from what I know about dolphins and campaigns to restrict "swimming with dolphins" as a leisure activity, dolphins "giving consent" isn't really the issue here, more the number of incidents where a rather confused dolphin has tried to start raping the kid swimming with it.
If christianists were serious about marriage they would be for limiting heterosexual christianists to one -- ONE! -- marriage.
But what's that you say? Fundamentalists have the HIGHEST rates of divorce, and those divorces are usually preceded by adultery?
I remember hearing about a religious cult who ceremonially consume the surrogate flesh and blood of a sacrificed human who was tortured to death.
If we allow that, how long until they demand the right to torture and sacrifice real people?
I can assure you that human-animal marriages are not legally recognised in the UK.
A dolphin? I've heard of girls fucking dogs and things, but that's a new kink to me.
@ Tempus
Sorry for the image.
And what about the woman who married the Berlin Wall, or the one who loves her archery set?
the animal can't say no.
but he can bite you. that's the only reason against beastiality I can come up with. really, what's your problem.
Homosexual marriage has been legal in South Africa for a few years now, and we still frown apon bestiality and pedophilia. Polygamy is also accepted in Traditional Culture (our president is a Polygamist).
I wouldn't say SA is a shining example of government competance, but boy are we LIGHT years ahead when it comes to how to treat people!
[Citation seriously fucking needed] - actually scratch that, there are enough news sources on that to pretty much verify it as real. Guys, hard to believe as it is, it did apparently happen. Wtf, though.
Polygamy - more than two consenting partners living in a loving and happy relationship
I fail to see how people loving more than one person leads to people having sexy time with animals.
@ Antichrist
I can't believe my state has bestiality on the books as legal. Well for that matter I couldn't believe my SIL's home state did either. You learn something new every day.
Back on topic: would it kill these people to understand what "informed consent" means?
Since you fundies don't believe in informed consent when you sell... I mean marry out you daughters I don't see a problem with other people marrying animals.
I mean, we don't need an animal's consent when we kill it for food.
Oh wait, didn't your holy book allow polygamy in the first place?
Confused?
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