Who are we to question why God does things the way He does? I humbly submit that my human brain is no match for God's wisdom.
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The ones who made him up.
I humbly submit that my human brain is no match for God's wisdom
Leviticus 11:20.
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Count 'em.
Now, unless you have an IQ of zero , congratulations: you've just admitted that in the 'Wisdom' stakes, he's a drooling spasmo dellanoid herp-a-derp-derp mong retard compared to you.
And as I was able to work out the above, what does that say about you , Al: compared to we intellectually superior Atheists...?!
I humbly submit that my human brain is no match for God's wisdom.
I humbly submit that your human brain is no match for my cat's wisdom.
Though in your defense, he is an incredibly intelligent feline.
A wisdom that, despite omniscience. omnipotence and creating this fascinating, incomprehensibly complex universe, cannot set up a more advanced system of cosmic justice than an exact match in one overly complicated question getting a one-size-fit-all eternal reward while everyone else gets an equally inflexible eternal punishment. You have made your God in your own image - the image of a self-obsessed vindictive primitive simple-minded idiot.
I agree, your human brain is no match for the wisdom of a non-existent, fictional being. You'd probably lose a game of checkers to a dead chicken, too.
Well, I am a christian, but I deliberately try to keep my idea of god ambigious because I know that if he exists, he is so far beyond any understanding that we wouldn't recognize him as any kind of intelligence. He might look to us like a force of nature. He certainly would be nothing like the god of the old testament and he would probably be incapable of even interacting with us in the same way we can't directly interact with ants. That's nothing you can submit too. The OP and many others only submit to their own ideas of how he should be, which means legitimizing their superstitions. Hell and Heaven aren't real concepts in my opinion (and in the case of hell never were if you know anything about bible exegesis). If god exists (something I try to be ambigious about as well) it would make sense to create someone to interact with us (for example Jesus) and I actually like and follow most of the morals Jesus put forward (a little updated for modern developements he could have known nothing about and ignoring Pauls interpretations most of the time). I don't assume to be the bearer of ultimate morality and knowledge just because I believe in this though. Oh and I have stated it before and I say it again: Taking the bible literally is the stupidest possible way of reading it. At least learn something about your own religion for once fundies!
I boastfully submit that my actual, human brain is far superior to your god's fictional brain. I also submit, in all seriousness, that your human brain is no match for my parrot's brain, even though he's only 7 months old.
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