a few years back - i was drawn to the back yard and i herd the sound of a horse snorting and prancing all around me - i could hear him pawing the ground- i never seen him though he war realy there- i beleavee he was my flying horse from heaven- to this day i knew that GOD let me meet this great hourse from heaven
any way i herd him again out side my windo when i was awoken in bed-
heaven is going to be so great- everything that happens al to the glory of GOD
lol-stephen
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awwwww ......... god gave him a pony.
Either that or he was visited by the invisible pink unicorn.
These people are really starting to remind me of the people in "The Village".
God sent him Pegasus?
Wow... way to jump between the faiths.
Could t have been a dream?? Man... Invisible, intangible horses... you know that still isn't proof?
Either there was a real horse passing by (maybe just over the fence...did you check...?) no thought not.
Either that or you need to see doctor/lay off drugs
Oh..and that "lol" bit and your dreadful spelling indicates you're maybe 11 or 12?
A little emoticon that I find applicable to this situation.
o.O
Stephen, if you are not a poe you are probably one of the dumbest people to ever have a quote submitted on here, and that is saying a lot.
Pegasus...? So Zeus is for real? Better start worshiping the right gods, already.
I'd want a Sea Pony, myself.
I hope they help you with your spelling, if it's so great. And by the way, if you really didn't see him, how do you know it had wings and was from Heaven and not a regular horse that got lost?
You herd a horse?
Are you eight years old?
No, Ichabod, that was the Brainless Horseman you heard. It appears that he successfully absconded with your brain.
No big loss. You probably weren't using it properly, anyway.
"few years back - i was drawn to the back yard and i herd the sound of a horse snorting and prancing all around me - i could hear him pawing the ground- i never seen him though he war realy there- i beleavee he was my flying horse from heaven- to this day i knew that GOD let me meet this great hourse from heaven
any way i herd him again out side my windo when i was awoken in bed-
heaven is going to be so great- everything that happens al to the glory of GOD"
Religion and psychosis go so well together. I wonder which causes which?
Actually, lol-stephen, that was the magical pink unicorn trying to manifest itself in your presence. But you just didn't believe enough, so no rainbow farts for you.
Your disbelief makes all the children cry...
"i beleavee he was my flying horse from heaven" So ... every resident of Heaven gets his own flying horse?
What happens if your next-door-neighbor-in-heaven's flying horse is better-looking than the one you got? Would you covet your neighbor's flying horse? Would this mean you broke the 10th Commandment, and have therefore sinned? Would you get kicked out of heaven?
Sore mistakes in grammar, stupid topic, silly expression.
Ladies and gentleman Id say we have a Poe !
Pleeeeez, no more bad English, please! It hurts my eyes and my brain. Is English your fourth language, or what? Where are the capital letters? To my knowledge, the word "I", as in the subjective form of "me", is always in capital lettering.
Why did you herd your god? Isn't he able to control himself? What the heck is a "hourse", or a "windo"?
My German is not this bad, although I haven't studied it since 2002. My French is probably this poor, but I haven't studied that since 1988. I might even pull off a bit of Spanish this poor; I have never studied Spanish.
I don't "lol" you, "stephen", I pity you.
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