Andy Schlafly #fundie

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

Earth's core is proven to be as hot as the Sun, contradicting atheistic theories. [1] Biblical scientific foreknowledge predicted this, as Earth and heat were created prior to the Sun.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

Test runs at JET, the Joint European Torus project here in the UK, have proven that they have created fusion, temperatures in the tokamak Fusion Reactor - that is the core of the project - reaching those many times hotter than the centre of the Sun.

...but that's not based in his precious USA, so the hyper-Americentric Andy Schaftafly would probably discount that. Also because it would contradict his precious Bible, seeing as JET - and the concept of Fusion, which powers the Sun - aren't mentioned in said Bible, thus destroying his concept of 'Biblical scientific foreknowledge'.

Just find for me - verbatim - the words 'Joint European Torus Project', also 'United Kingdom', Andy, if [/Spartan Laconic Wit] your precious Bible foreknows such things.

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In an economy of words things are implied.

Ha! Yes, because the bible is so tightly edited. It was either mention the bit about god's Giant Worklight, that just happens to be in the same spot and have the same function as the sun, or leave out some of the Begats.

People want to hear about Jonah living in the whale's tummy and why it's important to murder all the Midianites-- not some dreary detail like how 99.9999% of the Universe was created, including all the higher-numbered elements on Earth. That's an end of Day Four kind of story. Maybe it doesn't logically or physically fit on Day Four, but sometimes good writing is more about feel, not fact. No one knows that better than god or the author of a good chain letter.

The copyright notice is just precious.

@#1534068
big fish or great fish, See: Hebrew
Things that live in water.
Mammals, fish per se, or extinct dinosaurs perhaps.
There's plenty of rock art with extinct animals in them.

and executed rather than murdered.

Some states still do that. Execute that is.

Otherwise, think of any agency you might work for. In vertical compartmentalization information is given out on a need to know basis. Isn't it obvious where heavy elements come from?

Your narrative is explosions which result in hyperfine cosmic details with their angular momentum in them. Gas clouds that collapse into stuff, re-explode and then collapse into other stuff. Got any idea of the problems with that?

@ #1534084
At the atomic level gravity is the weakest of forces. You may or not know the mathematics of a cosmic gas cloud collapse has never been demonstrated.

Assuming Hans Bethe is mainly right - you need stars to have already formed to get the supernova required for the heavier elements. Then the problem of abundance comes up without invoking dark matter for serious red shifts involved - your model not mine. So in comes a form of matter that exists in people's minds without any physical proof for its existence.

[and there you insist science is the explanation!]

@ #1534084

[edit 1]: Just possible that if you could hop in a tardis and visit an Aztec human sacrifice service to 'their' God - just maybe - just maybe you might be sufficiently repulsed to hit a kill switch.
Just take them all out with one quick flick of a switch. Or maybe you'd rather blog with people who believe in the choice to infanticide undesirable life forms as "freedom of choice" - even rights. See I suspect there is even now, a certain similitude.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Robespierre

"Stop feeding the troll now."

Certainly in this thread's case, it's gone beyond mere 'trolling', but now spamming.

P-G = Dennis 'ma(short)bus' Markarzi? jewish FAILosopher? Mark Dreary? Another loony-tunes subnormal mental case to add to the list of internet kooks.

I bet - like some of the above - P-G daren't spew his spam-like BS on actual forums (of whatever sort: Christian, Atheist etc), for fear of being banned... er, I mean 'censored' as he would claim, as the 'Persecution/Victim Complex'-riddled & infected, mentally handicapped & intellectually inferior sad act he really is. When it comes to personal conduct in certain parts/sites on the internet, three letters: T.O.S.:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80344&Page=11#1275231 (Erik[Bullshit] Brewer)

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74197&Page=6 (TOS[ser the troll])

I refer you to my comment here:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94006&Page=3#1532918

Time for the b&hammer to be dropped on P-G, as per TOS(ser), certainly in the past with the Canadian fundie spam monster 'T**y B****s'...? Just a suggestion.

old comment by Shax

Earth's core is proven to be as hot as the Sun, contradicting atheistic theories.

What "theories" would those be? The ones you yanked out of your asshole?

Because every theory by every actual geologist for the last century or more has stated that the center of the planet should be very hot, because of a combination of (1) the KelvinHelmholtz mechanism, (2) decay of radioactive elements, and (3) leftover heat from planetary accretion.

] Biblical scientific foreknowledge predicted this, as Earth and heat were created prior to the Sun.

Please point out the relevant bible passages predicting and discussing scanning-tunneling electron microscopes, nuclear power, metamaterials, quantum computing or nanotechnology, kthxbai.

old comment by Jessie's Guitarist

As much as I hate to copy paste from Rational Wiki/Conservapedia and this has probably been posted before....

ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY
(Sung to the tune of "Franz Kafka from Home Movies)

CHORUS:
He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly!
Be careful if you get him pissed!
Ass! Teh Assfly!
He’ll smite you with home schooling fists!
Writing all he can, he’s just an ass,
a wiki-er of words making a mess!
He went to Harvard Law,
he’s dull, a major flaw
Born in 1961, weaned in 1994!
He is teh Assfly!

NARRATOR (Spoken):
Oh look, but there he is, what will he say?

TEH ASSFLY:
I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl!
I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays!

CHORUS:
Assfly! Assfly! Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY:
I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug!
I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug!
I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug!
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug!
Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug!
Yeah! Yeah!

CHORUS:
He is teh Assfly!

TEH ASSFLY:
Living like an ass ain't easy!
My Wiki don't seem to need me!
It's gathered up all these huge jerks,
I don't really know 'bout their work
I don't want no vandalizing,
No, I'm just not sympathizing!
Living like an ass ain't easy!
Living like an ass ain't easy!

JIMBO WALES (Spoken):
Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here!

CHORUS:
He is teh Assfly!

(I am so terrible...)

“Earth's core is proven to be as hot as the Sun,”
No, it hasn’t.

“contradicting atheistic theories.”
Atheistic theories are ‘there are no gods.’ Science is just secular.

“Biblical scientific foreknowledge predicted this,”
Not possible. Bible Earth has no core. It’s flat, mud pies smeared across the surface of the Water Below. The center would be somewhere under the Dome that’s the sky.

“as Earth and heat were created prior to the Sun.”
How in the hell does that prove the sun isn’t hotter?

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

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