OP: "I will share an anecdote courtesy of my posterior".
Is this guy's story supposed to impress people? Normal people would tell him he's a complete slimebag.
I don't want to click on the link. Is that site one of those sites?
If this is one of those site, then I don't want to get cooties and read the other subhumans high-fiving this guy.
That said; If this is some misogynist version of "Chimpout/Niggermania/etc." where everybody shares completely-fabricated "anecdotes" in their circle-jerk....then we have nothing to worry about.
Why go to the mailbox each month for an EBT card she has in her wallet all the time? Any idiot would report these guys and get their own key.
It might be a little more believable if jerkass here said, "My buddies held her EBT card hostage and she's apparently got the I.Q. of a rusty nail" or "This took place in 1985 and she's got the I.Q. of a rusty nail" or "This took place in 1985/He held her EBT card hostage and we're a death-dealing street gang adept at blackmail AND we are the people running the apartment building".
If it's none of those; Then it's most likely a case of "I made this aaaaallll up".
If anything close to this really happened; It involved probably a silly prank and one guy gave her back the key....or it's a case of "I wish me and my buds did this! Boy! She was annoying!" or she read them the riot act and got the administrator/landlord/police/etc. involved instead of "thanking" these turkeys even once!
This guy must really think women are that stupid!
The whole thing reads like a plot from a crappy Hentai!