Satan doesn't care if you worship him, as long as you are NOT worshipping God. If he can't get you to kill the unborn, then he is going to try to get them through any way possible including popular music.
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I think what he is saying is that if Satan can't have a woman to "kill" her child through abortion, then he will get the soul of the child after birth through popular music or whatever other method he can devise.
So, Satan is wasting his time with barren people, for example?, or why did he bother to tempt Jesus in the dessert, to begin with?
"Satan doesn't care if you worship him, as long as you are NOT worshipping God."As both Satan and God are fictional characters, neither Satan nor God can care what anyone does.
"If he can't get you to kill the unborn, then he is going to try to get them through any way possible including popular music."
If your God is omnipotent, why do you have such trouble with Satan?
What is so Satanic about popular music? Just because YOU don't like it doesn't make it Satanic.
Yep, all that dancing and gyratin' and all them skimpy clothes an' short shorts ... mmmmm... y'all excuse me ....
As Papabear already pointed out, belief in the existence of Satan is in direct conflict with belief in an omniscient, omnipotent, all-loving God wanting the best for mankind.
*calmly turns up Nine Inch Nails' "Heresy"*
I always figured Satan to be a classical rock kind of guy. Not to mention he doesn't sound so bad, really.
I guess that means that we all fall in the damned if you do, damned if you don't catergory. But I guess we'll have lots of company with you "In case of Rapture this vehicle will be unmanned" (bumper sticker) guys, cause I bet God don't appreciate arrogant, self-centered assholes who suggest that he would be thoughtless enough to leave unmanned vehicles crashing wrecklessly into innocent victims.
Because you have opened this ...you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life...if you don't break the chain. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However,if you don't say this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this...Good luck!
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