A few weeks ago, my cat had a bad tooth and infected gums. I really didn't have the finances to have her get an operation to get the tooth removed (although my dad was willing to help me out). So, I prayed for a week for God to remove the tooth, so that she was not in anymore pain and could again eat properly. Well, the day before her vet appointment, the tooth fell out!!
Now my kitty is the happiest I've ever seen her!
Praise God!!
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Good thing gawd helped the kitty out. Now, if it would just bother to help out the injured troops, folks with Alzheimers, cancer kids, the situation in Darfur...
I find it funny that God is 'curing' cat's with abd teeth and not doing something about what's going on in Africa or in the wars.
BUt seriously, you don't think a rotten tooth can come out?
You're lucky. God usually kills people to "release them from suffering", often in the most horrific way possible.
The cat's face could very well have exploded.
Well, I'm glad to gear that your cat is feeling better, but you really should have taken her to the vet before her teeth started rotting out. Does she still have infected gums? Then she probably isn't so "happy." Her teeth can probably still be repaired, but she needs to go to the vet.
Also, it isn't exactly fun to have a tooth rot out. Trust me.
I hope this idiot took his cat to the vet anyway, to get the infection taken care of. I doubt it, but I hope so anyway.
*Sigh*
My cat had a broken canine and it had abscessed. I sucked it up and paid the money to have it pulled. I didn't want him to suffer.
You're an asshole.
I have a cavity in one of my molars... I wish god would make my damn tooth fall out.
Seriously, god is willing knock some cat's tooth out, but he's too lazy to heal my friend's daughter, who has muscular dystrophy and will most likely die before the age of 18? Fuck god.
Would you be saying that if it was an infected cut on your cat's leg?
Well I left it so long that his leg fell off! No more pain. PRAISE JEBUS!
Now if only that shaving cut on my neck would only stop hurting...
"A few weeks ago ... ... yadda yadda yadda"
A few weeks ago there were still about 17000 children starving to DEATH every single day.
Maybe you could find time to pray for them now the real panic is over?
If you can't afford the vet, you can't afford the pet.
(I see Lou beat me to it, but I like the snappiness of that sentence.)
Maybe she's happy now, but think how happy she'd be if she hadn't had to suffer through that unnecessary week of pain.
PS, the tooth would have fallen out, prayer or no prayer. Just fyi.
She could have gotten money from her dad to get the cat taken care of, she could have tried to do a payment plan with her vet or something, but nooo... She lets the cat suffer while she prays to god over it. And then she doesn't even take the cat to the vet to make sure it's okay after a tooth rots out of its face... Yeah, that's some good ethics.
I just hope the cat doesn't die from an infection due to this idiot's incompetence.
The real proof would have been if the tooth miraculously got better, or the yucky tooth fell out and was replaced by a healthy one. (Why DOES God hate amputees?) That's like saying God cured my gangrene by making my leg fall off. He also has a great big cure all that gets rid of cancer, AIDS, bad breath, and stupidity--guess what that one's called!
BTW, click on the RR link to read the rest of the stories of God "miraculously" helping people. It's a frightening testament to some people's faith in one-time occurrences and anecdotal evidence. The woman who says she got pregnant because she prayed after hearing that "God knows who to give children too [sic] and who not" deserves a special award for self-centered, delusional insensitivity, to be presented to her by the countless millions of abused, molested, and orphaned children that god know whom to give them to.
Meanwhile, thousands starve to death in Third World Countries, child molesters steal the innocence of thousands of children throughout the US, millions are oppressed, thousands are beaten and abused.. ya see where I'm going with this, Skippy? Die in a fire .. you and your jebus.
He can cause a cat's rotten tooth to fall out, but somehow he's never gotten around to curing cancer, ending world hunger, or bringing world peace.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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