Being a Christian I was quite curious as to how a perfume called "Angel" would smell like. I was mortified. It's so offensive that knowing people think they smell good with this on is quite angering. Strutting around proudlt while stinking up the place makes me want to kill them. Maybe they should just choke to death on it or I'd do it for them. I hope you get the idea of how bad it is.
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When I have a migraine I nearly choke to death if anyone comes near me with perfume on. Or baby powder. Or aftershave.
It never made me want to kill, though. It just makes me want to get far away.
Most perfume makes me gag, too. But, being an atheist, I've never felt compelled to wish death on people just for them being stinky. It takes True Christian Lurve for that.
Quite honestly, there are some overhyped perfumes that are truly disgusting.
However, I doubt that the names of said perfumes had anything to do with the matter.
I mean, dear god... It's a name.
Eh, just because your body chemistry doesn't work with Angel doesn't mean it smells foul on everyone.
Mind you, no perfume mixes well with jealousy and rank hypocrisy.
"ITS PERFUME FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! What will they complain about next?"
Since it can actually affect them, this is in fact a step up from complaining about what people do in their bedrooms.
"I hope you get the idea of how bad it is."
No, because these things are subjective (just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad). But I do get an idea of what an unpleasant, deeply disturbed individual you are.
You know, I have to wonder what the submitter of this quote was doing at a cosmetics board in the first place? I didn't even know there was such a thing.
Yes, I know,the submitter was probably a lady, but still, don't deny me the chance to act like a jerk.
“Being a Christian I was quite curious as to how a perfume called "Angel" would smell like.”
And why do you, an alleged Christain, jump to thoughts of murder for something you won’t wear? NO one’s forcing you to.
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