[ughhh...you ever stop to think that the stuff in the bible was made up?i mean,im no athiest,but i still dont beleive everything i read]
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Extract from Charles Darwin's diary, 16th October, 1858:
"Made some atheism today. Didn't turn out too well. Needs more salt."
Darwin invented atheism, the big bang, abiogenesis, Communism, Nazism, and every religion except the one to which battlefront23 belongs. I wonder how he found the time to come up with the ToE.
@Doctor Whom:
Well, you see he actually came up with some very simple ideas, then let them spread. Some of the ideas died out, but some ideas grew and changed as they passed from person to person. Soon Darwin had lots of really sophisticated ideas that were so intricate and complex that you'd swear they had been designed that way.
And it was while he was considering this phenomena...
Oh for fuck's sake, they've invaded Gamespot too? I mean, I don't even *go* there, and this upsets me.
Hey! Fundies! God told me Video Games are a religion! Get yer asses back in church and repent!
Well, clearly, Darwin was a Communist. Except when he was a Nazi.
(Trust me, I've heard 'em claim both).
What's that Bible verse the fundies are always quoting?
"The fool in his heart has said there is no God?"
Sounds like the ancient Israelites knew about atheism.
Didn't the guy just say he wasn't an atheist?
And didn't atheism exist waaaay before Darwin's time? Hell, wasn't Darwin something of a believer for quite a bit of his life?
I'm getting a headache. Bloody net-fundies.
my goodness, charles darwin invented atheism as well? we'll just tack that onto the list along with satanism, "evil-lution", communism, nazis, socialism, homosexuality, AIDS, poor test scores, liberals, equal rights, erectile dysfunction, and piles.
mr. darwin sure has quite a resume, doesn't he?
Darwin also caused the destruction of the city of Darwin, Christmas day 1974, killing 71 people.... or was it God that did that? Anyhow, I'm sure Darwin had something to do with it, evil bastard.
Darwin caused the Chernobyl meltdown, the Challenger and Columbia explosions, SARS, and avian flu.
Hmmmm..now I'm tempted to create a website called "Charles Darwin Facts".
The fundies claim that atheists worship Darwin, but it's the fundies themselves that keep ascribing such power, ability, and achievement to Darwin.
Sheesh.
Darwin is the reason why God stopped talking to people.
The devil promised a Vice President of Hell position to the first person to think of eviluton. Rethinking the wisdom in his offer, he offered Darwin the power to fix all the problems of the earth if he would only step down from that position and be like all the other hell-bound souls afterward.
Darwin signed the papers, but the first and only thing he did was take a piss in between dimensions. God doesn't want to hang around the universe anymore because it always smells like homeless people. Could you blame Him?
But check it out. The devil was one tricky motherfucker, but Darwin was the trickinest motherfucker ever. I mean, even the devil doesn't get a capital "D" in his name, right? The papers Darwin signed stipulated that at least one modification to the world had to be made before it was a legally-binding contract.
As a result, Darwin was not punished when he died. He further separated man from God and got to resume his position as Vice President of Hell.
It pains me to say this, but I hope that the devil doesn't die: that would mean that Darwin had full command of Hell, and nobody wants to face that shit. Seriously, that's like replacing Jesus with... Giga-Hitler or something.
;)
@ Jack Bauer
- Darwin performed experiments on foetuses freshly ripped from the living wombs of their mothers
He steeped them in their mother's milk, too, the bastard!
"Somebody" stole my bike when I was ten. I suspect Darwin.
How would you know that your god is true, it was invented by humans. Unlike evolution, a discovery of nature, a fact of biology. Science doesn't work with saints. Darwin was clueful, but we know much more than he did today. Many Christians accept science and reality and understand what origin myths are. Your problem may be a false doctrine that really conflicts with reality, like Young Earth Creationism? And jumping to the false suggestion that not denying reality means atheism. This means that atheism here is a straw man. This deception is not too surprising, considering that isolating to exploit is one of the principles of cults.
Also, I suspect this was trolling. It's also not normal when unrelated forums are suddenly targetted for radicalization, infiltrated and harassed by anonymous "preachers".
“Then how would you know Atheism was true...”
“it was made by Darwin who wrote it!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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