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(After being asked where he got his Ph.d. and in which of the hard sciences it was)

PhD? Are you serious? Get your head out of your rear end and try taking a look around! PhD! Who needs a PhD in order NOT to believe in magic! You guys are too much! Hey genius, do space shuttles create themselves? How about nuclear power plants? Air craft carriers? Exactly. Did you need a PhD to figure that out? Boy, you're in worse shape than I thought!

Clear design is clear design. Only a complete moron would look at something so incredibly complex and multifaceted, with their intricate systems engineered with purpose and great planning and come up with, "they created themselves!". What sheer stupidity. And then you have the gall to ridicule others for recognizing that the design had a Designer! How embarrassing. I'm sorry but I'm just not stupid enough to be an atheist evolutionist. I tried, I really did. The evidence just kept getting in the way. :(

And by the way, we know our universe had a beginning and has meaning and purpose. What caused it to come into being? What you fantasy lovers call "magic" we know as God. Everything had to start somewhere, right? It didn't come from nothing. Duh. So maybe it came from Him, yes? Where'd He come from? Who knows. We'll know when He tells us. Sure as hell a better explanation than NOTHING did it! Good luck with that...

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