I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously...
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... A threat to whom? Your feeling of superiority? Because someone else's beliefs are not a threat to you unless they involve some sort of action against you, the key word being action, not belief. I think you're just being a bit pissy that not everyone thinks you are right.
Trinidad, Tobago, baby why don't we go down to Kokomo...
Great idea! Then, when they've graduated from Christification camp, they can move up to Republicanification camp so they can be indoctrinated to remove the last of their false political philosophy.
We have to destroy the Constitution in order to protect it.
Winston Smith would like to have a word with you.
O_O. NO FUCKING WAY. DIE IN FIRE THEN KEEL HAUL YOUR BODY OVER BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS. LASTLY HAVE ALL YOUR ORGANS DEVOURED BY AMMUN.
Since when did you lose all sanity in that small brain of yours? How would you like if all Pagans rebelled and forced everyone to do what they wish --Of course you may argue that they have. Bullshit.
You know a well known organization tried this, you may know of theml; Nazi Germany.
You're sick.
Just fuck man... The real threat is paranoia by the religious right.
FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND TREATY OF TRIPOLI WANT TO TALK TO YA.
How about we drop you into Islam, you'll love it there, the {i}sad{/i} thing is you won't live long.
Just... GUH...
And since catholic is the real religion, you are hereby ordered to report immediately.
christification roflmao
is this guy for reals?
Jesus Camp? What a great idea! Why hasn't anybody thought of this before?
Seriously, though...you're a douche.
I'd *love* to know how you'd do this legally, since it flies in the face of the Constitution.
What's the threat, exactly?
@emau99
I'd *love* to know how you'd do this legally, since it flies in the face of the Constitution.
Hell, it flies in the face of human bloody decency.
And this would be because your beliefs are so puerile and unintelligible that no-one of any sense at all would give them more than a moment's thought if they were not forced on them with threats and mandatory 're-education', right?
I mean the truth shall set you free (John 8:32), correct? So if you are forced to lock people up to tell them something, it's probably not the truth now is it?
I hope this person's a Poe, but I've seen this username here before with posts that read perfectly serious. I want to take these people on a trip through Saudi Arabia and Iran, show them what the kind of government they want to set up is like.
Ah, Trinidad and Tobago, long time, no see...
My grandfather was in a Nazi camp (POW). I know what was done in them. The idea that anyone would be evil enough to want to bring them back - in the US no less - makes me ill.
Trinidad and Tobago... Hmmm. Pity the gays who live there. Now they are really suffering persecution. It near brings me to a point of racism against such people. Happily I can resist that and just see them for the bigots that they are.
And this proposal is a fair indication of the mindless gobshitery one can encounter on those islands.
I piss on your version of Christ. It is a projection of your common bigotry.
@GreenEyedLilo
But...surely you realize...they're that way because it's the eeeeevil Muslims! It wouldn't be a theocracy, it would be a glorious kingdom in the name of God! It wouldn't be burqas, it would just be mandatory that absolutely no unnecessary skin would be showing. It wouldn't be honor killings, it would simply be a poor heathen succumbing to the demons that plagued them...because surely, no goodly Christian would beat anyone to death...just ignore those bruises and lacerations, mmkay?
'I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions.'
Concentration camps for Christ?! What a swell idea......NOT!!!!
@ GigaGuess: "Hell, it flies in the face of human bloody decency."
I couldn't agree more. I was simply pointing out that, morality aside, T&T's "plan" doesn't stand a chance in hell.
I can see T&T standing before congress carrying on like Jimmy Stuart in "Mister Smith goes to Washington", blathering about how we need "Christification camps", and being summarily laughed out of the building.
Stalin would be proud.
Well, not really. He'd kind of be reverse proud . Like, proud that someone used his ideas, but angry that they applied them in reverse.
T&T really irks me because I lived in Trinidad as a child, and have wonderful memories of that time. Seeing that name connected with his particular brand of poisonous idiocy makes me even more angry at the garbage he spews out.
Rather than "Christification" camps, we need mandatory political science and U.S. history classes in schools, so people would understand the basic structure of their government.
I've said it before and I'll probably say it again and again:
If someone doesn't believe in your religion, that isn't their fault, it's the fault of your religion for not offering exactly what the other person needs to live a full and happy life.
As long as you can prove, beyond reasonable doubt (without any holy books, as they all say they're the ONE), which one is the True Religion...
Guess I'm safe anyway; I chose to believe in no religion whatsoever.
...Fastest route to a Godwin for me, ever.
The Nazi party would undoubtedly approve of your notion. What with their medal for 5 live births for a Christian mother, "God With Us" as a motto on their belt buckles, and... yeah, those pesky camps where people went off to "work" non-ideal concepts out of their silly little heads.
If this isn't a poe, euthanasia is likely the only appropriate cure. Actually, even if it is a poe, euthanasia still fits in the cure column.
"Christification Camps"? Seriously?
To me, all religion is false, and I daresay people like you making statements like this is what's driving more and more young people away from it. Well, good riddance, religion.
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