[When asked what would prove evolution to him]
interesting question....I don't know about scarlets but if I came across proof of evolution from monkeys I'd probably just go ahead and start a life of crime or engage in something real risky and exciting. If i was just an evolved ape, made in the image of a bug-picker, nothing would really matter.
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Um, you are an ape (great ape to be precise). Its a FACT. Just like you are a vertebrate. Its a FACT. Just like you are an animal, mammal, and human. Its a FACT. You share a closer common ancestry with Chimpanzees than you do with a dog. Its a FACT.
ALL apes are evolved. Its a FACT. Humans used to be AND STILL ARE (in some societies) bug pickers. Its a FACT.
The only thing that isnt a fact that you mentioned is your FAILED conclusion that we came from "monkey". Apes are NOT monkey. Its a FACT. You are more closely related to a monkey (generalized term. Mandral is a monkey) than you are to a snake. Its a FACT.
YESH..some people are dense.
Supersport displays, once again, his ignorance, stupidity, illogic,... If he had a brain he would be dangerous.
You are an ape, like it or not, but that doesn't mean you have to talk like a baboon.
So go ahead and do something risky, like bungee jumping without a rope or skydiving without a parachute.
As opposed to spending all your time posting really stupid comments on CARM.
The thing is, even if understanding evolution somehow led to that sort of nihilism (it doesn't) and would lead you to a life of crime* should you ever discover it were true, I have to say I'm not terribly worried.
Given the number of times your quotes turn up on FSTDT and given how mind-numbingly stupid all of them are, I imagine that you'd try to rob a bank with a squirt gun and get caught by the police and possibly even given the help you very much need if you are as insane or stupid as what you post on the internet seem to indicate.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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