“Superman and Lois having sex is most definitely bestiality,”
No, ‘bestiality’ includes connotations of the partner being a brute. Superman is sapient. He can consent. Being attracted to him is a lot closer to xenophilia, and that’s just on a technicality. He is by all accounts human in all respects except origin. A picture of any naked Kryptonian compared to any naked human would not cause alarm or disgust. You probably couldn’t tell them apart unless one of them was ripping a tank in half.
We just know he’s not human, they bring it out in every reboot.
“at the very least (it would be more "natural" for Lois to get it on with a frog or beetle, even).”
Depends on how you define ‘natural,’ then. I don’t think fucking a frog is all that natural, not compared to someone who can discuss consent, positions, and issues of wet spots.
“Plus, consider that Supes has died at least once, and very publicly, at that: half the DC universe attended his funeral! Thus we are faced with perhaps the most important question of our generation: is Lois Lane a secret necrophilia buff?”
He died AND CAME BACK. He’s alive right now, that takes the curse off of necrophilia.
Necrophilia is fucking a dead body, not fucking someone who has died once or more, say on the surgical table or ice fishing.
'Somnophilia’ is wanting to fuck someone who is asleep. We sleep 1/3rd of our life, but fucking someone who was once asleep doesn’t qualify if they’re awake, now.
