Never mind what this cunt says, time to break out my trusty - and new & improved - anti-Ruptured Retards smiley:
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>:D
"nothing is impossible for JESUS!!!"
Except... y'know... existing. Funny then, that I - a mere 'mortal' - can do this one ultra-easy thing that your supposedly 'Omnipotent'* J-boy can't eh, Ruptured Retards?! [/hyper-smartarse]
"But the Building Manager would not accept the payment, and now I face eviction!!! Please pray with me most urgently"
...which I trust you'll still be doing, when you're on the streets, cold & alone down that alleyway, watching the passersby going to/from their workplaces, ultimately to their homes; morgages not paid for via 'Prayer'. Hey, some of those secular & non-Christian passersby might be charitable enough to throw you some pocket change, if you look pitiful enough.
Moral: To borrow from the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: 'Faith and the sack is worth the sack.' Said sack you, little Sad Sack you are, you'll be huddling in, hopefully keeping out the cold.
Hopefully. And if you can actually find a sack to huddle in; 'The Lord will provide', 'Faith', and all that jazz. [/mega-sarcasm]
Here endeth the lesson.
*- 'Omnipotent'? More like Omnimpotent, amirite?! And you lot just keep proving that. [/1 Thessalonians 5:21(KJV)] >:D
