[On an international homosexual event to be held in Jerusalem]
Hopefully, it will be canceled. If it isn't, you couldn't pay me to be there while it's going on. I'd be looking at the skies, waiting for the lightning to hit.
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As there's no Mrs God, methinks you take a lot for granted there mister!
I would think that the not serving of some Divine Wrath would prove that god doesn't care about gays, sex before marriage, abortion and all that fun stuff.
Firstly: Hey guys! been lurking this place for a while now (and laughing my head off at the same time :D ), decided that it was time to register and make my own contribution.
If God existed and were really all that consistent, thorough, and/or timely about smiting those who flout "His" supposed laws, here are a few things we SHOULD have seen, but didn't.
David D.G., if God was hitting SF during it's naughty events, we'd get hit with quakes not only during the Exotic Erotic, but for the Gay Pride Parade and the Folsom Street Fair each year as well.
>>The last time our sinful city by the Bay got hit with a major earthquake, it was while the Giants were playing the A's in the World Series.<<
Tara Mobley said: "The last time our sinful city by the Bay got hit with a major earthquake, it was while the Giants were playing the A's in the World Series. Maybe God hates sports, or didn't like seeing a land divided because of sports, or maybe Divine Retribution as a cause of natural disasters isn't what TMullins thinks. "
>>The last time our sinful city by the Bay got hit with a major earthquake, it was while the Giants were playing the A's in the World Series.<<
given God's aim and the fact that (S)He had a gay son* watch the Wailing Wall get flattened.
Lightning? You're scared of fucking lightning? I get fucking lightning hitting my house all the fucking time. I put up a fucking lightning rod, you fucking moron! Get a fucking clue! We know about fucking lightning, and nobody is fucking scared of fucking lightning. At least be fucking scared of a fucking asteroid, a fucking comet, or a fucking atomic bomb or something. But fucking Lightning!?
"I'd be looking at the skies, waiting for the lightning to hit."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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