(After being told repeatedly that no one can understand his gibberish)
LoneWolf1984:
You can't understand cause I'm talk about GOD's life.
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Nice try asshole, but we all know why we can't understand you. It's cause. You'd talking like this. You likes to put. Periods in the middle of sentinces. And captialize random Words for No apparent Reason. Sometime you typed worrds. In all capituls LIKE THIS. And you are can't spell simple WORDS. You likey to put words togethar taht don't belong like this am to or is can. You oftens talking in passed tense. When refferred to the's future or PRESENT and vice versa. You's also likes to use contratctions that's don't's exsist.
Every time I see a post from him, I hope someone somewhere that knows him will read it and he can get some help. At first he's just funny, but he does seem to have a serious mental illness that clearly isn't being treated. I feel so much pity for him.
Laughing at someone's language skills is only funny for so long, and really we shouldn't be laughing at it at all. I think we should leave this guy alone. And just what is so blasphemous about what he's writing anyway?
Sometimes I feel like I share this website with a bunch of 13-year-olds.
Maybe Lone Wolf is right, maybe we can't understand him because we are truely in the dark and the only way to understand him would be to follow God like he suggests.
*Points gun to head finger on the trigger*
Lone Wolf is now a prophet?
In the kindest way, Wolfie, your English is so sub-standard that it is often totally incomprehensible. So, if this is the case, why should anyone even begin to think that you could know anything about the life of an unapproachable, ineffable, indescribable Deity - assuming he/she/it exists in the first place.
In other words, you are talking crapo here.
"I'm talking about God's life."
Lets go through this. "I'm" is short for "I am", which used with the present progressive tense of "talk" can give us "I am talking". Also, "God" is not an abbreviation. It is a "proper noun", ie. the name of someone or something.
Now write it out 1000 times.
Actually, don't.
Bravo, J-Hay!
Now do Carico!
LoneWolf1984's 'gibberish' = Bollocks (the British term for incoherent talking/bullshit in general).
"You can't understand cause I'm talk about GOD's life."
Therefore, God = Bollocks.
Gotcha, Wolfy.
@Horsefeathers
"a Pentecostal church"
A Question: how much does a Pente cost?
...I'll get my coat.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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