(In response to figures saying 3 out of 4 teenagers take part in occult activities)
From Pokemon card games where winners get possessed by the losers powers, to Harry Potter cutesying up magik and witchcraft, then the numerous show marked 'kid friendly' that is nothing but witches warlocks, vampires and demons, well, it really does make you wonder why parents don't seem to grasp the connection.
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If you consider Pokemon, Harry Potter, and Halloween "occult," then I bet the percentage is a hell of a lot higher than 75%...
Human sacrifice, blood atonement and ritualized cannibalism are elements of what?
Oh yes, Christianity, the utlimate occult experience.
Yeah, we should just read the Bible instead, where there's none of that offensive Harry Potter spell-casting crap.
Instead, we can read about Lot fucking his two daughters, or the woman getting gang-raped by a village, or people being beaten, beheaded, and disemboweled, or God's command to eat your children...
@whitewater55
Human sacrifice, blood atonement and ritualized cannibalism are elements of what?
Oh yes, Christianity, the utlimate occult experience.
You win.
My 10 year old likes Potter and Pokemon AND routinely murders other 10 year olds over XBox Live in Halo 2. Yet somehow he also manages to remain a kind-hearted, empathetic child who is tender with smaller kids and animals, not to mention the math whiz of the 4th grade gifted and talented program.
Sorry, Funmudder, but I'm just not worried.
From Pokemon card games where winners get possessed by the losers powers
My little brotehr possessed me with his powers because he lost a card game? What a sore loser...
Sorry, Pokemon, just for the record, is Japanese, you know, a country where all your fundy mythology is not known and irrelevant. TOO MUCH ETHNOCENTRISM?
Hey, dipshit: My friends and I don't do magick. If you actually knew teenagers, you'd know that. Pokemon card games are pretty "out" anyway, if you follow that sort of thing.
Listen carefully. Magic does not exist . Aside from the total lack of scientific evidence despite countless experiments, a better argument would be to ask why, if magic existed, is anyone wasting their time trying to do things the hard way, like developing nuclear fusion or vaccines?
Wait... Those figures were by the Barna Group, whom are suspiciously biased. One of their figures was that only 15% of those who attended Church rated their relationship with God as top priority. They used the words, alarming.
Then there's their definition of witchcraft...
@"The Barna Group"
Three out of every four teenagers have engaged in at least one type of psychic or witchcraft-related activity. Among the most common of those endeavors are using a Ouija board, reading books about witchcraft or Wicca, playing games involving sorcery or witchcraft, having a “professional” do a palm reading or having their fortune told. Conversely, during the past year fewer than three out of every ten churched teenagers had received any teaching from their church about elements of the supernatural.
Yup. This is a case of the blind leading the blind.
Tzelmel: "Churched" teenagers? Did they make it all the way across the board, then?
And I like my fortune teller. She tells me where all the Pieces of Heart are so I can max out my hearts before I go fight Ganon.
Speaking of sorcery and magic, I notice that Twilight Princess doesn't have any kind of magic meter or anything overtly magical. I guess the Master Sword kind of counts, but nothing else. [/nerd]
I also read recently that although premarital sex among abstinence-educated teenagers is down, oral and anal sex are way up! Maybe there's some causal link between this and all the terrible 'kid friendly' occult. Isn't 'Pokemon' japanese for "please please please pastor violate me anally"?
Oops, sorry, my mistake, it's actually aramaic.
And just what would these "occult activities" be, anyway? I could easily imagine playing with a piece of plastic and a piece of cardboard out of a box marked Ouija Board maybe wearing some chintzy necklace granting the wearer wiccan-ness . . . or perhaps some shit with candles. . . . Am I forgetting anything?
Apparently this person understands nothing of which he speaks. Pokemon is childish, amusing, and slightly addictive, although I kind of quit it after it completely exploded.
Also, Harry Potter is awesome. I dare you to say that children are getting into witchcraft over that. If I recall correctly, J.K. Rowling is Catholic.
And what about the Justice League? Are they demons too?
You know what, fuck it. Your name is quite appropriate, you know.
It's strange how I never got possessed by my brother's 'powers' whenever I beat him in the Pokemon card game. Maybe I was just lucky.
Harry Potter doesn't 'cutesy' magic and witchcraft, but it doesn't portray them negatively either. It shows the results of using magic for good and using it for evil, what's so bad about that?
Just because a book/show/movie has fantasy elements doesn't mean it's actually about the occult, why can't these people understand that?
There's actually a pokemon called "Fundieowth".
It's completely impervious to all poison and mental attacks (including logic), but unfortunately it never evolves.
I wonder why fundies would attack Pokemon a lot more then Yugioh?
All I see that fundies would complain about Pokemon is the mentioning of evolution.
Yugioh in "fundie-vision" on the other hand consist of pagan gods, outright disrespect to authority figures, cries for unnecessary revenge for trivial reasons, and children possessed by spirits which is portrayed as a GOOD thing.
Hmmmm...maybe brainwashed 4kids fans hating the crappy spin-off had something to do with it.
Confused?
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