These messed up darwiniacs.
The chant their praises to the false gods of mutation and time.
They believe in witchcraft powers causing new info on DNA to cause new structures and functions. It is back where Egypt was 4,000 years ago
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Yes, we Darwiniacs believe that witchcraft causes changes to DNA. For preference, we chant our mutation-inducing witch spells from the Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook, Second Edition .
Sheesh. Don't make me call Morbo ...
The fuck does this even MEAN?
I mean. I've seen some really stupid shit.
Sorry about the capslock.
Darwiniacs!? Shit, I was still confused about Darwinism and now we have a new suffix? Does this asshat honestly think people praise 'mutation and time' as gods? Their verifiably real processes that are in no way supernatural. DNA mutates and as such can cause different results. We can prove that happens and have observed it again and again. Your DNA is different than every other human (unless you are an identical twin) and as such you are different than every other human.
Trust me, 4000 years ago in Egypt or anywhere this was not common or even privy knowledge. Ancient Egypt may have been only slightly less sophisticated than current day fundies in that they did a lot more for their pantheon of fictitious gods than fundies do for their one fictitious god.
Um, no hon, you Fundie Christians are the ones who still believe in witchcraft powers...and that you can defeat them by "rebuking the spirits" or whatever...
Not us.
In English, I think this is the sentence you were looking for, "Gee whiz, that DNA talk sure is hard to understand! I guess because I can't comprehend, it must not be true!"
The chant their praises to the false gods of mutation and time .
Doctor Who series. Let me try and straighten this out: There are no such things as Daleks and Gallifreyans. The Time War backstory is just a made up tale to bring added drama to the series.
You fundies crack me up. You make up words, theories, definitions, history...you're just a gold mine of fallacy.
Explain exactly what the f--
Oh, well if it's where Egypt was 4,000 years ago, then, yeah, obviously.
Well, I don't chant praises, but mutation and time are really real, whereas the Prime Spook has yet to show definitive, irrefutable proof of himself.
Also, where the blue hell did that last part come from? O_o Sounds like an outtake from X-men: 1602...
Yea, stupid ancient Egyptian witchcraft, like when they believed in Horus the Krist, he of virgin birth who was crucified at 33 and rose again three days later. What idiots, you start believing shit like that then you'll believe anything.
Mutation and time are verifiable facts: they are not false.
Mutation and time can be identified as elements of the natural world: they are not super-natural and thus are not gods.
Furthermore, I challenge your alleged knowledge of Egypt, 4,000 years ago. Frankly Coadie, you don't seem to be very aware of what is going on right now.
"darwiniacs"
"Egypt"
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Yakko: 'Hey, you see that crazy pharaoh over there, blowing a Vuvuzela?'
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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