Obviously you've never Read The Holy Bible. Because one the the 10 Commandments is "THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE".
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THOU SHALT NOT fart in an elevator lest ye be judged.
Well, that's one of JC's Top Ten, I would think.
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Er, no, that wasn't part of the Big 10. Lying, adultery, coveting, disho-- wait, let me boil it down for ya -- the Big 10 can be reduced to two basic ideas. Be honest. Be faithful.
Let's see... Exodus ch. XX in my KJV... nope. In my first Bible (French Maredsous edition, 1973)... neither. My Zondervan Amplified... zilch. That leaves my reference Chouraqui French translation, straight from the Hebrew... no, nothing.
Either my four Bibles are wrong, or... check the 9th Commandment. In any Bible.
Wow. I've read the Bible many times, and have spent a considerable amount on the Ten Commandments, yet, I have never read this one. I guess my Bible is flawed. So you, sir, have obviously never read the Bible, to have made such a huge blunder about such an important part. This deserves an 'Idiot of the Year' award.
My profession of the last 57 years is translating the ORIGINAL source texts of the bible. I know the bible better than most of the clergy.
The REAL 10 Commandments:
These are the ones they don't put in print or want us to see. I had to do some crazy stuff to get my hands on a copy.
err....
obviously, you haven't either, because, surprise, no it's not.
No, actually it is... okay, I don't remember the 10th Commandment, but it wasn't "Thou shall not judge"
Well, to be fair, the Bible does say you're not supposed to judge others. It's not a commandment, but it's in there. So maybe she paid some attention to the Bible. Clearly not enough, though.
"Thou shalt not judge, so long as thou both are part of the same denomination. If they aren't then judge the fuck out of 'em. They're going to Hell if they don't switch, maybe they'll figure that out if you show enough righteous contempt."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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