Just answer, is 30 times by age 19 a lot for sex, especially if with more than one or two people.
[Several people say 'no.']
Wow, you people are sick.
Remind me to stay away from the women on here. I feel bad for your boyfriends, it must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
[Several people ask if he plans to have sex in marriage]
Again, as I've said now one thousand times, it's different if you're married.
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30 times is nothing. 30 times in one weekend, perhaps.... well, my hat's off to you.
If he doesn't like the answers, why the hell would he ask the question?
By age 19? Having sex 30 times is a lot?
Uh... after I lost my virginity, it only took about a month and a half, at the MOST, to top 30.
"Sick" as in, 'following my biological urges?' Okay then. I'm sick.
Zach isn't about girls, he's Zach!
I know a boy, his name is Zack,
He loves to fit, he loves to stack,
Yes construction is his knack,
he's Zach the Lego Maniac.
He builds in windows, he's off the wall,
he builds em big, he builds 'em small.
in LegoLand he'll rock and roll,
he's Lego wild, out of control!
It's Zach, Zach, he's a Lego Maniac!
He's Zach, Zach, he's a Lego Maniac!
Maybe you should get laid, Zach. Build a 54 Studebaker out of legos and invite some pretty young thing into the backseat.
Given that this one appears to be of the younger generations, perhaps he is likening this amount of sex to some kind of "funky rad" skateboard move"z". Which, when discussed by these younger generations will have the terms, sick, ill, bad, and retarded applied to them as indications of awe.
That... Or he could be another person who's too ill adjusted to get any.
Hmmmmm age 19 you say? I can only speak for myself and my mates, but by 19 I think I was in the hundreds or so, but only with one or two partners. My mate Ian, though, by 19 was probalbly in the thousands with dozens of partners including a half a dozen strippers, a lady cop, a hot Jamaican hooker who turned out to be a guy, and a very surprised Jersey cow. Ian was a trip.
Well, that depends on when you start fucking. If you start at 15, hell no. If you start a week before 19, you've been pretty busy.
And made the sex jelly companies a lot of money.
@Classic
Given that this one appears to be of the younger generations, perhaps he is likening this amount of sex to some kind of "funky rad" skateboard move"z". Which, when discussed by these younger generations will have the terms, sick, ill, bad, and retarded applied to them as indications of awe.
Though not what immediately came to my head, you technically could be right. Hell, I use "sick" in that context fairly often. Definitely changes the whole viewpoint of the post.
However, I somehow doubt that's what he meant. In any case, whenever I post using "sick" to mean "awesome", I include a sort of disclaimer. :)
~Jerod T.
Remind me to stay away from the women on here. I feel bad for your boyfriends, it must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Oh dear... There we are. Mr hung like a chipmunk on steroids is feeling a little insecure.
Use it or lose it buddy!
Again, as I've said now one thousand times, it's different if you're married.
What, because you think it's your hallway?
And where, exactly, are these 19-year-old sex kittens? This is just for educational purposes you understand.
Naughty, naughty Kris. You'd better make sure that Mrs Kringle doesn't find about this conversation... (but if you do manage to get the information, would you mind sharing it? As a 28yo virgin I have a lot of catching up to do ^^")
I'm told by women that it doesn't really... you know, expand permenantly. Even after giving birth. It's a very strong, er, area.
"Again, as I've said now one thousand times, it's different if you're married."
Because it's the stuffing cake into each other's mouths that makes it not a sin. And the shaving cream and tin cans on the car.
I was part of the board this convo took place in ... it was hilarious. Zach is a clueless moron who honestly thinks sex 30 times makes you a slut ... regardless of whether it's one person or 20. And if you've had sex 30 times, you're stretched out beyond belief ... but never fear, marriage will magically pull it all back into place!! *eyeroll*
It should be noted that Zach couldn't get laid with $1000 and a blow up doll. If you saw a pic, or had one convo with him, you'd know why.
Yeah, I agree with Synical. I was in the conversation it took place. He thinks 30 times is the magical number that makes a vagina all loose and unappealing.
However, if you wait until marriage, the vagina magically knows it's no longer sinning, and the looseness is no longer and issue. It stays tight and appealing.
Go marriage go!
Is it just me, or is he implying that marriage keeps a woman tight forever, unless she loses her virginity before the wedding night, in which case, any activity will stretch it out to biblical proportions?
Just answer, is 30 times by age 19 a lot for sex, especially if with more than one or two people.
Depending on when you become sexually active, really. But even assuming you become sexually active on your 18th birthday, that doesn't even average to once a week. Active, yes. But not that much. 30 PEOPLE, well, I might be incline to agree with you, but yeah...
Wow, you people are sick.
Because we don't lock up our penises and throw away the keys?
Remind me to stay away from the women on here. I feel bad for your boyfriends, it must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Because, y'know, regularly using a muscle is a surefire way to make sure it loses functionality. Oh wait, the opposite is true!
Again, as I've said now one thousand times, it's different if you're married.
So having sex regularly outside of marriage destroys a woman's vagina, but inside, the magic ring, and words means that it will remain fresh and tight forever!
Hell I was having sex 30 times a week when I was 19, lol.
Mostly by myself, but, whatever.
After the first time, who really counts the times?
If you get your first partner by age 18, having had sex 30 times by age 19 is not even one fuck a week.
(When you "work" to have a baby, having sex three times a week is considered normal. That is at least 156 rolls in the sack per year.)
If you really don't like your first partner, why stick with him/her, just to be "moral"?
If you worry about your woman losing tightness with time, you just have to make sure she comes before you do. That'll keep her muscles tight.
I've been married for 13 years, been together with my now husband for 10 years before that, and no; sex did not change after the wedding day.
You cheapskate, you make hotdogs with those tiny little cocktail sausages?
Speaking for myself, I know my wife was in several relationships before she met me, was married once before and had two children - and the sex is still great. Yummyyummytummy.
However, 30 times by age 19? I wish - (the "joys" of growing up in small towns, I suppose.)
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