I'm sure when the Antichrist comes along he will be the biggest environmentalist, gay-friendly, Islam loving leader the world has ever seen. Being so close to the Tribulation hour, the Beast of Revelation might be serving in some public office right now.
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"gay-friendly, Islam loving"
The anti-christ seems confused about the meaning of gay and islam. Or maybe that's just you.
"he will be the biggest environmentalist, gay-friendly, Islam loving leader the world has ever seen."
Wow, such a nice and great guy! When will he appear, we must throw him a welcoming party! Why would you guys hate such a good person?
So, he takes his environmental responsibilities seriously and makes an effort to understand and welcome people who are different from him.
Remind me again how he's the bad guy?
I'm sure when the Antichrist comes along he will be the biggest environmentalist, gay-friendly, Islam loving leader the world has ever seen.
You mean, even more than Obama?
What is WRONG with you people that think that protecting the environment is somehow ungodly! That is so sick, and so destructive. If you think god made the earth, why do you feel entitled to abuse it?
Uh, you know that Islam generally frown upon homosexuality, right?
Actually Antichrist would be ChristoFrums.
All Proclaiming to be "of Jesus" & talk "Jesus"....but as Christian as Genghis Khan!
That's YOUR TEAM, TODD-MONSTER.
The Anti-Christ will be a devout Christian who lines up with extremist talking points, calls evil (the hatred and bigotry towards others) "good" and good (the acceptance of others and the fight against bigotry and ignorance) "evil".
In other words, he'll (or even she'll) be a white, anglo-saxon, protestant preacher.
Gee, I wonder who they could be referring to? It's simply too subtle and clever for me to figure out who this mysterious person of coagulated evil might possible be.
And honestly , if Satan is watching all this, then he's probably clever enough to send thet antichrist in the form of the most gay-bashingest, Muslim-hatingest, get-back-in-the-kitchen-and-make-me-a-sammich-womanest, Bible-thumpingest pastor to ever projectile spit fire and brimstone. Just to trap gullible ass-breathers like this.
Fundamentalists Muslims seem to be even more homophobic than fundamentalists Christians, dumbass! I mean, have you thrown any gays from the roof of a high building lately?
God told Adam and Eve (but not Adam and Steve) to be stewards of the Earth He created for them. What would He say if He saw the mess that corporates and conservatives have made of it?
Yeah, we're soo close to the Tribulation; any millennium now.
Christian fundies like to imagine their enemies as one, gigantic inchoate mass.
For example, they don't seem to realize that Muslim fundies despise gays as much as they do. They don't understand that fundamentalist Muslims, too, utterly despise people with liberal religious, social and political attitudes. Just like them.
Instead, they imagine that the all of their enemies, real and imagined, are united as one simply by dint of being "evil." They also don't realize that they have so much more in common than Muslim fundies than they'd be comfortable knowing if they really and truly understood themselves.
"the Antichrist ...will be the biggest environmentalist, gay-friendly, Islam loving leader"
What would the point be, though? According to you, those are all satanic. So he's only going to attract people he already rules.
Now, if he showed up waving the Bible (but never reading it), promoting Coal, banning islamics, you idiots are going to flock to him...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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