[In response to added traffic to T4C from FSTDT bringing in more ad revenue]
See..... God always turns things around for the good... he he..!!!!
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Yes, "God" is intimately concerned with how much cash Br. Randy rakes in to his dubious operation. He can't be bothered to help starving children in Africa or stop genocide, but he has time to make sure that Brother Randy earns an extra three dollars a week in ad revenue.
Hey we go there, we get a laugh or a cringe, they come here and... maybe that's why Randy's having to close out threads and some of his kids are getting outlawed for asking Randy uncomfortable questions about his bigotry oriented religion and spelling GOD, GOP? Yeah, I know, but I can still hope, if we can one get one of those kids think for themself, or save one of those girls from submitting to abuse based on Randy's perversion of scripture to endorse his hatred of women....
So... God makes people laugh at the morons at T4C so much they are curious as to the context, so they click a link so they can laugh some more. Basically, God doesn't mind indirectly ridiculing his followers.
(To the strains of Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls')DJ : Gentlemen, welcome tonight to 'The Northern Exposure.' You've requested her and here she is, on the main stage. Just back from a three week stint at the Gold Room at 'Chubby's', and the newest fold-out queen in 'Squish' magazine, We've got her for you! Burning it up on our floor tonight. Please give a warm welcome for, Ashley Brianne! (music increases as ashley hits the stage in a sexy nun's outfit)
We increase his traffic and revenue, and he increases ours. Just as god needs the devil, a hero needs a villain, and a policeman needs a criminal.
@Wet Walnuts:
that was beautiful :')
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