And as the little minds on MySpace that jumped me over Carter's legacy, trying to defend this pathetic man who brought so much evil upon the earth, I did beat Carter to the ground, kicking him along the ground like a man kicks the butt of a dog that's in his way. And I did stomp on Carter's head/name with my boot, saying, "You have cost thousands and thousands of lives of innocent Iraqi and American soldiers by dethroning the Shah of Iran. And about your little half-baked answer, " as I did stompity-stomp on him more, "that neither you nor the Shah knew what was happening among the masses, and that the revolution came out of nowhere -- that's just one big, fat lie. And even if it was true, the Shah of Iran had a powerful enough military backed by US air support that they could have put down the Islamo-fascist revolution."
And thus I, "The Reality Changer, " did stompity-stomp, boom, pop, bam, kick, stompity-stomp stomping upon Carter's head/name. Any more defenders out there, step right up because I'm thoroughly enjoying this, and would love just to beat this man all day long.
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Save it for the mosh pit, or that dancing you kids do, bud. Hardcore kids beat up each other, not old men.
Hehe... The one person who addressed his tirade made a valid point.(Which he ignored, of course) The Islamic revolution was made possible by the Shah. He, like Saddam, was a dictator. He rose to power after the C.I.A. had Mossadegh deposed because he wanted to nationalize the oil fields in Iran. Islamic extremists had zero support until the Shah's brutal regime started oppressing and murdering the people. Blaming the rise of the ayatollahs in Iran on Carter is ridiculous.
"And as the little minds on MySpace that jumped me over Carter's legacy, trying to defend this pathetic man who brought so much evil upon the earth,"Carter is not a pathetic man. Cartor was a refreshing change in U.S. presidents. I may not have always agreed with what he said or his religious convictions, but I never had the feeling he was disingenuous or had anything but the best of intentions.
"I did beat Carter to the ground, kicking him along the ground like a man kicks the butt of a dog that's in his way."
A real man does not victimize others including animals. If you kick one of my dogs they might hurt you, but I would assuredly hurt you.
"And I did stomp on Carter's head/name with my boot, saying, "You have cost thousands and thousands of lives of innocent Iraqi and American soldiers by dethroning the Shah of Iran."
No, I've seen Carter's head and it has not been stomped. As to the deaths in Iraq, that blame can best be placed on GWB and his cronies.
"And about your little half-baked answer, " as I did stompity-stomp on him more, "that neither you nor the Shah knew what was happening among the masses, and that the revolution came out of nowhere"
"Stompity-stomp?"
Of course the revolution didn't come out of nowhere, and I don't wish to defend the Shah, but neither the Iranian revolution nor Jimmy Carter is the sole cause of deaths in Iraq.
"that's just one big, fat lie."
Now we're talking about something in which you seem well versed. So far, your post is one big, fat lie.
"And even if it was true, the Shah of Iran had a powerful enough military backed by US air support that they could have put down the Islamo-fascist revolution."
No. American air support was never, ever an option to thwart the Iranian revolution.
"And thus I, "The Reality Changer, " did stompity-stomp, boom, pop, bam, kick, stompity-stomp stomping upon Carter's head/name."
I bet you can't even change your socks without your mommy's help.
"Any more defenders out there, step right up because I'm thoroughly enjoying this, and would love just to beat this man all day long."
Your delusions of grandeur are only surpassed by your delusion of effectiveness. You haven't "stompity-stomped" anything except your own intellectual respectability.
Turn off mommy's computer and get back in your bed, Timmy.
I...I want to respond, but I can't see through the tears of laughter! I don't think a post has ever made me laugh this much in all the time I've been reading FSTDT! My sides are literally aching!
Yeah, cuz that's what hardcore christians do when they're living hardcore, they pretend they are beating up on elderly christians! YEAH! image
This reminds me of the ancient kings of the Middle East who would boast about their military conquests, like the one Pharaoh who claimed to have "devastated Israel," regardless of the actual outcome. These boasts were aimed at the people he wanted to impress.
Yep, you changed reality alright, Timmy, you really stompety stomped that bad former president. Here's a cookie for mommies brave stompety stomp boy, now it's nap time.
I actually have met Jimmy Carter (well, if you can call it "meeting" him to have talked with him in a book-signing line). Nice guy, really. I've always liked the fact that he tried to do the best he could with what was already a hopeless situation when he acquired it, and I felt that he was just sabotaged by events beyond his control. He got all the bad luck and blame, and Reagan got all the good luck and glory. That's life, I guess.
Yeah, but all the good luck ran out when Reagan's number 2 took the reins, and all the good luck returned when Clinton came by.
Old Viking: Sure, but then later he would just change reality and stompity-stomp you into next week, and then you'd be sorry!"And thus I, 'The Reality Changer,' did stompity-stomp...." Good grief, this kid just cracks me up. I'll bet any psychiatrist would just drool at the chance to have him on the client list.
~David D.G.
stompity-stomp, boom, pop, bam, kick, stompity-stomp
@David D.G.: I haven't met Jimmy Carter, but I do agree with your opinion. I guess he just fit the expression, "Nice guys finish last." At least he can boast of an impressive post-presidential resume. I really doubt Reagan was as busy as he was after his presidential term ran out.
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