Science is becoming a comedy show only people who should be laughing aren't. Truly people are takng this nonsense seriously!
I keep wondering what I am evolving into. Evolutionists are always saying we're evolving - everything is evolving
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Science a comedy show. Cool.
Turn off your computer, TV and Xbox. Live without your fridge, stove, washing machine, dish washer, etc. All these things are the bastard children of science and technology.
Don't use your car, motorbikes, ATV's, snow machines. Walk away from your home (it's full of that funny electricity and shit)
I could go on, but you get the picture.
You can indeed wonder what you are evolving into - my guess is some brainwashed idiot.
But hey, that's just my opinion.
Who cares? The 'science' article was a fake.
From http://www.badscience.net/?p=316#more-316
'How does this happen? The “research”- or “essay” - was paid for by Bravo, a bikini and fast car “men’s TV channel” celebrating its 21st year in operation. Just to give you a flavour of Bravo, tonight at 11pm you can catch the movie classic Temptations: “When a group of farm workers find that the bank intends to foreclose on their property, they console each other with a succession of steamy romps. This might go some way to explaining the “pert breasts” angle of Curry’s “new research”.'
A bible-thumping, mind-controlled, freaky-Jesus, rapture-paranoid, hard-headed, science-clueless asshat of a fucktard?
Felix, here's how this works. You aren't evolving. Humanity is. Your kids are slightly different from you, yes? (Or, if you don't have kids, your parents...)
Yes, we're all evolving, but it takes a looong time for any noticable change. Don't worry, you're not going to wake up tomorrow morning and discover you've suddenly grown a brain.
Yes, God forbid we cure a disease or make life easier!! Here, you and I will duke it out. I'll carry a gun (helped made through study and science) and you carry nothing, we'll see who wins.
Yes, everything evolves. But "evolution" is not what you think it is, i.e., Pokemon.
Obviously, you're evolving into a waste of space.
“Science is becoming a comedy show only people who should be laughing aren't.”
Because it’s not a comedy…?
“Truly people are takng this nonsense seriously!”
You’re on Rapture Ready, how do you have any courage to call anything nonsense?
“I keep wondering what I am evolving into.”
You’re not, but that’s a science thing.
“Evolutionists are always saying we're evolving - everything is evolving”
Yes. But without you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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