The Left has been trying to eradicate football
You got me. I'm a socialist and I wouldn't mind if we eradicated football (handegg or yankball as I like to call it) in favour of football (or soccer as murrcans call it).
Michael Sam and homosexuality
Yeah, because one guy who happens to be openly not straight in a league of thousands of players is really destroying a sport played by millions and watched and religiously followed by tens of millions.
former players suing over questionable long-term brain injuries
What the hell is so wrong about that? Yes, your sport can be dangerous, and the biggest league for it (and other leagues like the NCAA) need to do something about it. I'd rather the NFL did something useful like that rather than cracking down on people having fun after they score a touchdown.
the assault over the Redskins’ nickname
I personally don't care, but you really have to admit that that's a blatantly racist name for a team. Again, "New York Yids", "San Francisco Chinamen", "Atlanta Coons", "Los Angeles Wetbacks", "Washington Redskins". Nothing out of place there.
kids not playing football which will starve the league of future players
Oh no, your sport is losing popularity! It's a leftist plot! Tell that to a hardcore baseball fan that, will you?