your choice to serve a different lord is your business. I wonder what your lord has done for you or where you actually get your guidance from on a day to day basis. It obviously isn't the Bible since you are so ignorant of It and have done very little study and made very little effort to understand the Truth found in the Bible. I can't help but be amused at all of the God-haters who tend to use His Book as a reason to prove He is not the right God for them or anyone. You keep serving your lord (Satan) and we will keep serving ours and when you go into eternity kicking and screaming from fear because you have no earthly clue about eternity and the outcome based on your pitiful life and arrogant hatred for God and His Son, Jesus Christ, you will be given all the time you want to remember all of the vitriolic comments that you have made regarding God and His Son. Your eternal life will be nothing like your life here. Good luck.
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Proof positive that I don't read the Bible is not because I am a fundie. No, it is because I am not bigoted, not superstitious, am reasonably humane, fairly tolerant, do not murder, hate or oppress, nor am I a misogynist.
Hmm, bible says stuff about loving enemies, sinning just by wishing others ill in your heart, judging others, and turning the other cheek when oppressed or wronged (as you obviously believe you are). In fact, I really wonder what your lord has done for you or where you actually get your guidance from on a day to day basis. It obviously isn't the Bible since you are so ignorant of It and have done very little study and made very little effort to understand the Truth found in the Bible. Anyway, lets hope you're wrong about the christian god because if you're right Jesus must be pissed.
...as these self-service checkouts in supermarkets are so handy, and are becoming popular in these businesses , I choose to serve myself . [/hyper-smartarse]
'There are always other options'
-Capt Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Direct from the holy writ of the KJV no less:
"The Pharisee and Tax Collector
9And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others: 10Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican. 11The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican. 12I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess. 13And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner. 14I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted."
Haha, Jesus says fuck you you arrogant prick.
I don't serve any lord. I serve myself and (to a reasonable extent) my family and friends. Just because you're incapable of conceiving of an existence in which one doesn't perpetually suck some imaginary being's cock doesn't mean that the rest of us are so limited. Nevertheless I'd like to turn that one back on you. What has your lord done for you and where do you draw guidance from on a daily basis? If the only thing you can attribute to him is a feeling of the old warm-and-fuzzies then I'd say he hasn't done shit. As for guidance, I can already tell that whatever guides your actions isn't the Bible. Like most fundies, you've latched onto the parts you like and conveniently forgotten all about those pesky portions that condemn your own actions.
And if your god is seriously the type to condemn a person to eternal torment for not sufficiently kissing his ass on a daily basis then our "hatred" of him would be more than justified and about as arrogant as the number one submissive at the local BDSM club.
Yes, I was wondering what "your lord" has done for anyone lately. Apparently he hasn't showed up within the lifetimes of those now living, nor for many generations before that. So we've shredded his time card and written him off the books. Nobody has put in a claim for his pension, and the only relative he mentioned was his father, and NOBODY'S ever seen HIM!
It's as if....as if he never.....never existed. That's odd.
Your threats mean nothing to me, Mr. Smug, because I know that my Deity is more real than your Demiurge, and Yeshua would think your a dumbass.
I've read your book, many times in fact. When I was old enough to understand it, I didn't like what it had to say. The contradictory messages given by the bible are irreconcilable with my humanist worldview and I can find no evidence to support the bible's claims.
As for your threats of hellfire, I find them laughable. You might as well threaten me with a magical wand and a voodoo doll. The more you wave your arms and make grand statements about fire and brimstone, the funnier your posts are to read.
You keep serving your lord (Satan) and we will keep serving ours and when you go into eternity kicking and screaming from fear because you have no earthly clue about eternity and the outcome based on your pitiful life and arrogant hatred for God and His Son, Jesus Christ, you will be given all the time you want to remember all of the vitriolic comments that you have made regarding God and His Son.
Boy, will you look stupid if you will die and then realize that the FSM is real and you will have to spend eternity in the presence of stale beer volcanoes, strippers with STDs and penguins!
Confused?
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