it is called a hyperbaric chamber, NASA uses them as well as the gov't. It is chamber with the air sucked out, giving it the ability to have 0 gravity. "You mock what you do not know." - Dan Akroyd, Spies Like Us. "
"Another good argument is dessertaion. Mathematicians, can study the desserts and determine the function at which it grows by turning the forrest into dessert as a natural event. If evolution is right how come the world is not completely overrun with dessert. Global warming and o-zone holes are modern, so how evolutionist explain the desserts which expand at a constant function? The mathematicians agree that the Sahara dessert is about 4000 years old, the same time Christians trace back the geneology of Adam.
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Haha, I didn't notice that. So he thinks 'hyperbaric chamber' means the exact opposite of what it actually means.
If any post ever called for an Inigo, it's this one.
Maybe there should be some sort of 'Inigo Award'?
Hyperbaric chambers have to do with pressure (hence the suffix -baric, from the same root as barometer) - it's highly pressurized in order to treat people suffering from decompression sickness. It has nothing to do with zero-gravity (zero-G is generally simulated by a plane doing a quick, steep dive at high altitudes, but it's not really zero-G - it merely approximates it by accelerating the environment around you at the same rate as gravity.
<<< so how evolutionist explain the desserts which expand at a constant function? >>>
You can't extrapolate backwards for millenia on a century's worth of data. Zoom in close enough and everything looks linear. Aside from that, the Sahara didn't have to begin to form at the same time as the world began.
Mathematicians can study the desserts
That's it. I want to be a mathematician.
"O-zone holes"? So, what, this guy's got a big gay crush on a short-lived D-list boy band?
This is what we call a stupid, stupid person.
"The mathematicians agree that the Sahara dessert is about 4000 years old, the same time Christians trace back the geneology of Adam."
You do know your buddies from babble college who did a project on ice cream and pie did not actually prove the Sahara DESERT is about 4000 years old. Even if it is... so? Climates change smacktard...
"It is chamber with the air sucked out"
That's your skull.
And the word is vacuum, not hyperbaric.
In 1650, Otto von Guericke, stimulated by the work Galileo and Torricelli, to further disprove Aristotle's supposition that nature abhors a vacuum, constructs the world’s first-ever vacuum pump and uses it to unite the Magdeburg Hemispheres. In doing so, von Guericke shows that in a vacuum sound cannot travel, candles could not burn, and animals could not live.
The simple fact that mathematicians are studying the environmet means that whatever results are obtained arent worth the paper they're printed on. The mathematicians will assume the rate of des(s)ertification is constant, based on little evidence.
Want to know when the des(s)ert formed? Ask someone who STUDIES in this domain.
Mathematicians, can study the desserts
Cue obligatory pi joke.
and determine the function at which it grows by turning the forrest into dessert as a natural event.
Forests turning into desserts? Are you saying that we're losing the rainforests because they are turning into Jello?
Or maybe I'm misreading that. After all, I don't know what a "forrest" is. I mean, I've met people with the name "Forrest", but they've always capitalized it, so I don't think you're referring to some individual who woke up one morning and discovered he'd been transformed into a cream puff overnight.
If evolution is right how come the world is not completely overrun with dessert.
Not to nitpick or anything, but isn't it standard practice to end questions with a question mark?
And why would evolution lead to the world becoming overrun with dessert? Can natural selection act on pudding? Does Cool Whip reproduce?
Global warming and o-zone holes are modern, so how evolutionist explain the desserts which expand at a constant function?
You know, I don't know why you would ask an evolutionist these questions. If you are interested in global warming and the ozone layer, wouldn't you want to ask a climatologist or a meteorologist rather than a biologist? Then again, the largest holes in the ozone layer are above Antarctica. Last I checked, Antarctica hasn't been plagued by an all consuming growth of peach cobbler, so I don't know what you are talking about.
The mathematicians agree that the Sahara dessert is about 4000 years old
I have no idea whether or not the Sahara was transformed into the desert we consider it to be now 4,000 years ago or not. Then again, I don't know why we would ask mathematicians. If I was interested in the transformation of the Sahara from fertile grassland to desert, I would ask someone whose field includes the study of climate and/or geography.
the same time Christians trace back the geneology of Adam.
Well, only the Christians who are completely and totally nuts. Most of the Christians I know are intelligent, sensible individuals, not YECs. And most YECs tend to place Adam's creation between 10,000 and 6,000 years ago. Actually, I think YECs tend to place the flood around 4,000 years ago.
it is called a hyperbaric chamber, NASA uses them as well as the gov't. It is chamber with the air sucked out
That's a hypobaric chamber, not hyperbaric.
What does hyperbaric chambers, math, the "o-zone" (sic) layer and sweet desserts have to do with evolution?
Why would "forrests" (sic) turn into apple tarts?
By the way, it's Global Climate Change, not Global warming. We here in Sweden apparently get harsher winters lately.
A few years ago, it would mostly rain from Halloween up until Christmas, but now we have Winter already (i.e. some 10 inches of snow).
So, it's Adam's fault that we have raspberry mousse?
swperson678, perhaps you should learn some "Engrish" before you start on the scientific Toe. You'll need it!
Aren't we all decendants of Adam? C'mon, it's your belief. And isn't Adam around 6000 years ago? It's your shit I shouldn't know it better.
Pressure cambers don't effect gravity, only outside air pressure, industry works with pressure testing air, water, gas and other fluids regularly. Gravity is not effected, Iron lungs did breathing for people with pressurized tanks over 50 years ago, not one of the patients became weightless
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"Another good argument is dessert aion. Mathematicians, can study the desserts and determine the function at which it grows by turning the forrest into dessert as a natural event. If evolution is right how come the world is not completely overrun with dessert. Global warming and o-zone holes are modern, so how evolutionist explain the desserts which expand at a constant function? The mathematicians agree that the Sahara dessert is about 4000 years old, the same time Christians trace back the geneology of Adam.
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(And she's even set a place for Sawako-sensei, should she do one of her sudden appearances!)
Barnacles.
@Sierra (emphasis added):
"I really, really thought he was talking about studying ice cream. He did say 'dessertation.'"
Rum Raisin? [/"Yuru Yuri"] X3
So what kind of chamber did they put you in that sucked out all of your intelligence?
Oh right, that would be your church.
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