Elmo (my dog) will sense the Rapture before I know about it, and will cuddle close to me so I can snatch him up when the trumpet blows! That would be awesome.
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God will rapture you, my little pretty, and your little dog, too, ahahahahah!
Papabear - actually, if you check the original source, the quote is prefaced by "Maybe if I'm lucky," which makes the tenses consistent. Not that it reduces the facepalm index any...
And this is based on your observations of other dogs in other Raptures?
You got all figured out ,No reason to worry about retirement or IRAs or mutual fund ,
Well, finally we have the answer to a heavy-duty question that has stumped theologians for centuries: yes, you can take household pets with you when the Rapture happens, but only if you're touching them.
... and then kgreen woke up... and it was still the same old miserable world, where nobody liked him and only his dog Elmo seemed to have a vague interest in him, but that was rather because Elmo could expect food and snacks from him.
Sorry, buddy, according to the big book dogs have no souls and so Elmo cannot go with you, whether or not you are holding him.
And, which is it, "Elmo WILL sense" or "That WOULD be awesome?"
Well, at least you're a cheerful one.
SavetheBales Man I wish I owned a trumpet and lived next door to these people.
Amen! Though, you have to admit, it is kind of sad and creepy, isn't it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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