"I'm Male, 18 years old, and live in Utah."
I can't help that.
"I don't attend any church because of the End of the Church Age."
How old was your church?
"Please listen to the 1611 KJV Holy Bible."
OK, but I can't hear it say anyth... wait, the KJV under my broken sofa legdoes make a slight squishing sound when I sit on that end of the couch.
"Many people tell me they trust their Prophet, Teacher, or Pastor."
Some teachers are worthy of trust, supposed prophets and pastors are not worthy of trust on most matters, as they have a particularly incidious form of mental illness.
"Read the Bible."
I've read many versions of the Bible, cover to cover. All suck rocks.
"Pray to God."
As soon as you prove God exists and gives a big, rat's ass about humanity, I'll start praying to him.
"Search for Light and Truth."
I've found light is relatively easily located. Truth is very much worth seeking, but one won't find it in religions.
"Don't trust human beings."
Don't trust all human beings, but some of them are quite wonderful and worthy of ones trust. For instance, Carl Sagan was wonderful and worthy of my trust, however, Robert Mejia, is neither wonderful nor trustworthy.
"2011 is soon."
For what?
"Are you ready to meet God?"
As God is imaginary, no one can be ready.
"Live everyday as though He were to come back today, tomorrow, and in 2011."
Please write coherent sentences.
"He is returning in 2011 according to the King James Version of the Holy Bible."
According to Jesus in the KJV, Jesus was to have returned in the first century. You fail at Bible scholarship,... and pretty much everything else.
"The Mayans are all wrong."
That much is probably true.
"Save yourselves like Noah did."
Even if the Bible were true, it says that the earth will be destroyed by fire this time. Why should I build a boat?
"As we carefully studying the Bible we find that these days occur after May 21, 2011 and before Oct. 21, 2011. These are the 5 months of torment spoken of in Revelation 9."
Yeah, when that actually come to be, you be sure to drop me a line. Until then, STFU, you brainless waste of time, space and materials.
