In the beginning man was made in GOD's image, which means we we God like. Man didn't take on human form until Adam was created from dus, and Eve from 1 of his ribs, That's why men have 1 less ribs than women..I hope that clears it up for you.
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That's why men have 1 less ribs than women..I hope that clears it up for you.
Haha. You know, many people seriously believe this! I'd hate to see the poll numbers if 'the rib question' was ever asked in a survey.
1. Count your ribs
2. Realize truth
3. weep
All humans have the same amount of ribs And if i remember Eve was created after Lilith But of course you do not like to look into facts about the creation story So in sense if you Think about it Adam was created First then Lilith then Lilith got tired of Adams Bitchy-ness and Said Fuck you to him then ran away.. Adam Got a second female named Eve by another Rib removal so if you add that up males and Female humans have the same amount of ribs Dumb ass
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P.S. Excuse my bad Grammar "Typing While Annoyed"
Man didn't take on human form until Adam was created from dus, and Eve from 1 of his ribs, That's why men have 1 less ribs than women.
Again with this tired and wrong line? Men don't have fewer ribs than women. It is true that there are some people who have one extra pair or one less pair, but this is not sex-dependent.
I'm not even going into the part before that, which is screwier than I can decipher.
'Rib' is, I think, a mistranslation.
Wikipedia entry on 'baculum' (penis bones):
'... it has been speculated that Adam's "rib" mentioned in the Eden narrative of Creation really refers to the baculum. The Hebrew term translated as "rib" (tsela`) can also mean "side", "chamber", as well as any strut-like supporting structure, e.g. a beam or a tree trunk. The existence of the baculum is unlikely to escape the notice of pastoralist and hunter-gatherer cultures (see also below), but there is no specific term for it nor for the penis itself in Biblical Hebrew'
"In the beginning man was made in GOD's image, which means we we God like. Man didn't take on human form until Adam was created from dus, and Eve from 1 of his ribs, That's why men have 1 less ribs than women..I hope that clears it up for you."
"we we God like". "Adam was created from dus". "That's why men have 1 less ribs".
"I hope that clears it up for you."
Yep. Clear as mud!
"we we"
Yes, you fundies do talk a load of piss.
Wait, you believe that?
Does god have an anus?
That's why men have 1 less ribs than women
That doesn't even work from a biological perspective.
Yeah, you've cleared up what we already figured out anyway - that you are a complete idiot.
Now piss off, the adults are talking.
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