If homos can't be cured any other way, then I recommend Kevorkian's
Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
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"I want you to die, but remember i love you."
sure that makes sense, do these people even read their own posts? I really hope it's a Poe but from the other posts in the thread, it doesn't appear to be.
Oh, no. But Jezus apparently doesn't like suicide, either. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
But, yeah, I'd call person Mr./Ms. Sarcasm...
Probably not a poe. Just someone who really, really, really, REALLY feels that he's right. (i.e. the fundie definition of KNOWING that God exists)
This must be some heretofore unknown definition of love he's using...
Oh wait, he's a nutter. Nevermind.
Love ya! Now DIE!
Monster.
"Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!"
Then why did you just wish a veiled death upon a sizable portion of the human population? I'm confused.
This person was replying to someone who sarcastically suggested Kevorkian but warned that his method has "some undesirable side effects." I'm thinking Christ's Love just didn't recognize the name Kevorkian and didn't get the joke.
At least, I hope so, because that would be far less depressing than the alternative...
@ #553450
I really hope your right, it's really hard to tell from the thread.
I've gone through some of his posts on the board, other than the fact he claims he's a chiropractor and that chiropractic medicine trumps modern medicine, I can't get a read on him.
You're evil and disgusting and repulsive, worthy only of death, but I love you even though I want to kill you....
Abusive, much?
@Osiris -- Yeah, there was another guy with a Final Solution... what was his name again?
@toothache -- I'm reducing it to one finger... as in the one-finger salute.
"I love you so much that I have to kill you!"
Yes, that's very nice, now just wait here while I get the nice men with white coats...
The most despicable thing about you fundies is the way that you cheapen the concept of love. You use the term so casually and so indiscriminately that it actually has no meaning. You use it an a one-size-fits-all term to cover up your hatred, jealousy, fear and bitterness and to justify your every prejudice. I can't help feeling that many of you haven't the remotest idea what it means to truly love another human being. That's the saddest part.
HO-LEE CRAP. Even my crazy fundie mom says that homosexuals should just abstain if they can't bring themselves to have sex with the opposite gender.
You, Christ's Love, are a retard. And not Down's Syndrome, just a plain retard.
I think all people like "Christ's Love" who have the fundie mental disease and cannot be cured should be killed with a heart injection of Jimmy Jones's homemade grape kool-aid.
But don't forget, I really love fundies! I love them sooooo much and I love them with a love they cannot comprehend! GOD BLESS YOU GUYS!!! GOD BLESS YOU GUYS TO DEATH!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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