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Today's Laugh 2-28-19

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(NOTE: Mick's artwork is so poor I have no idea who most of the people in this comic are.)
A queue of people. One appears to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. One must be Kamala Harris because she has a name tag saying "Kamala".

Man at head of line (thinking): My lawyers will beat this.
Man behind him wearing helmet: We demand to be at the head of the line!
"Alexandria": Escalators to the moon would speed it up!
Woman wearing headdress (maybe Elizabeth Warren?): White throne judgment is racist!
Man at back of line (possibly Bernie Sanders) (thinking): I have a weird feeling about this...

MICK WILLIAMS
'To The Bitter End.'
Space doesn't permit showing the extent of this rogue's gallery, but it extends for uncounted miles--and that's just for Washington D C.

LADY CHECKMATE
I'm still embarrassed to admit that I voted for Obama. I'm also still apologizing for that mistake.

MICK WILLIAMS
Still have liberal tendencies? We're pulling for you!

LADY CHECKMATE
LOL. Actually, I do still have a few liberal tendencies, but only those that align with God's word. The truth is that some of those "beliefs" or "policies" are grounded in truth, but have been perverted by the alt-left. Consider feeding the poor, housing orphans, caring for widows, etc. We can't deny that that pleases God. I may come across as a soft-touch, but I truly believe that pleases God.

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