[On Newsweek's cover of Obama as "The First Gay President" showing a "gay" halo on top of his head]
Notice that not only does the libtard media shove the nigger down our throats with the gay issue, but then has to drag race and species into it?
That queer halo is absolutely repulsive. As a Christian, it is clearly stated in the bible, the faith's stance on gays. A gay halo is absolutely WRONG!
Oh, yeah, that's right: obongo claims he IS a christian of some kind. So it must somehow be OK now to be gay, and by the halo, he assumes he will enter Heaven.
Wrong on so very many levels!
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This is ridiculous. Obama isn't gay. Yet more of conservative fundies lumping all their enemies together.
(By the way, the first gay president was probably James Buchanan, and there is evidence that Lincoln was the second. The milestone would be the first openly gay president, people!)
"race and species" I haven't read the article (UK resident) but I can kinda see what he means, it probably excluded neanderthals. (No offence to any genuine neanderthals, I read somewhere they were quite intelligent.)
I'm surprised everyone's surprised about the race angle in this one. It's on a Chimpmania, you can't avoid that kind of thing there.
But, yes, definitely fundie and definitely nuts. Though I always wonder whether anyone who says, "shove [insert perceived element of liberal agenda] down our throats" is a Poe. It's become too much of a catch phrase to be taken seriously anymore.
Feel that Christian Love!
On this side of the Atlantic, we see and hear much less of Obama than we did of Dubbya. His stupid outpourings were constantly shoved down our throats. What little we hear of Obama is somewhat low-key and fairly intelligent.
It IS OK to be gay, stupid, just as it's OK to be left-handed or blue-eyed.
"Oh, yeah, that's right: obongo claims he IS a christian of some kind. So it must somehow be OK now to be gay, and by the halo, he assumes he will enter Heaven."
So now your choice is between that, and a guy whose cult's "holy" book says you have to have multiple wives to enter into the highest level of heaven.
Come to think of it, you'd probably prefer Romney, since his cult's book also says that black people are black because they were less valiant in the pre-existence, and holds them generally less worthy than someone who is "white and delightsome" like you. And they financed Prop 8, too. What are you waiting for? Better call the missionaries and sign up!
"So it must somehow be OK now to be gay, and by the halo, he assumes he will enter Heaven. "
Uh, Obama didn't write the article, you idiot. The rainbow halo is in no way indicative of his thoughts an opinions.
For those who slept through that part of English class that dealt with metaphors, the halo is supposed to mean that the Pres is now a "saint" for speaking in favor of gay marriage.
From a graphic art standpoint, it is kind of a crummy cover. Looks like it was designed by Lisa Frank.
It is also clearly stated in your largely unclear Bible that you should love you enemies. Calling Obama a ni**er is generally not regarded as a loving gesture.
And face it, nigfree, you're probably secretly pining to have a ni**er shoved down your throat.
"down our throats"
Just those three words alone are so telling.
Say hello to Aslan & Tumnus for me, next time you're in Narnia, ducky. >:D
As a Christian
Wait. Stop. Back up.
You're a Christian?
Wow.
Those dang magazine covers shoving stuff down our throats. They don't stop with shoving Obama down our throats. Esquire is shoving Robert Downey, Jr. down our throats, Glamour is shoving Carrie Underwood down our throats, and worst of all is that Williams Sonoma catalog shoving root beer braised brisket down our throats! I mean, hell, what if I don't like brisket?
@Karana
"Yes, you are wrong on so many levels."
Just when you thought farting in a lift was wrong on so many levels.
...I'll get my coat. X3
All right, nigfree... I'm going to look past your racist undertones and general disrespect for our democratically elected president for a moment.
You point to the clear position on homosexuality in the bible. Please cite as many verses that spell out exactly what Jesus himself said about gays. I'll wait...
chimpmania is a website where the central thesis (to deprecate that term sinfully) is that black people are not fully human. hardly difficult to find shining examples there... really a bit beneath the notice of fstdt, no?
though the responses here ("racist undertones" particularly, LOL) are almost worth it.
Umm, Obama isn't gay.
And I was born in Illinois, so I know for a fact you are a blithering rantaholic. Incidentally, you misspelled the site address and went to chimpmania, and your outright moron status informs us you should have gone to chumpmania.
Right here folks, is the GOP's mentality and real opinion.
Christians aren't for teh "niggers" -they are for beer-bellied toothless fucks with no education, wearing their mustard-stained Tim McGraw hole-filled t-shirts while they drive around in pick-up trucks (but never haul a fucking thing).
Thanks for showing us "libtards" how you really feel. Now get off the computer and get back to work fixing some fucking fries and shut your hole.
Next time we want your white-trash Hee Haw sister-fucking opinion, we'll beat it out of ya.
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