Do you have a bad temper? That's a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That's a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon.
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...I really think FundieBasher's on to something, folks. I mean, just look at the list of demon names. Judging? Faultfinding? Control? Violence? Retaliation? Murder? Hatred? Jealousy? God outright states he's a Jealous God! God has demons!
Demons do not exist, you fucking NUTBAR!!
No, it's satan tempting you. No, it's an engram. No, it's a projection from a past life. No, it's just whatever you want it to, as long as you're not responsible.
Some people just seem to love their demons more than their holy book tells them to love their god O_o Am I missing something here or is that too just work of DEMONS?
or maybe i am demon, or they are. or then the demon is the nice lady who lives next door. and the traffic light was red again when i was in hurry. demons of red light did it! don't believe in demons? that's demons!
Do you have a bad temper? That's a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That's a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon.
"Are skeptics trying to make you take responsibility for your actions? That's a demon."
So...if every human ill is a demon, how does sin factor in at all? I mean if there's some nasty little boogieman causing us all to be cross-dressing, schizophrenic, ill-tempered atheists, how does our own free will even factor in? And how is GAWD ALMIGHTY so impotent to stop these critters?
It just occurred to me that these Buster quotes are more fun when you imagine them read aloud by Billy Mays, the bearded dude in the infomercials.
(I'm very bored and there's no work for me here at work today, sorry.)
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Are you ugly? Well thats a demon. Are you overwieght? Thats a demon. Do you have red hair? Thats a demon too!
See, I can make up shite too. Doesn't make it right.
Demon?
No!
Bring me a Goblin' Girl!
"Do you have thick discoloured toenails? That's a demon! Do you ever feel...less then fresh? That's a demon! Do your poached eggs come out runny and inedible? That's a demon!
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Also, @ Amandah
Hey I got a couple of questions for you too "Buster"
When you dont go by evidence anything can be a demon I suppose.
1. Yes. Because I'm a hot headed Italian who was further spoiled by being an only child. Guess it was them demons that made it impossible for my parents to make another baby.
None of which proves shit. But you should remember that your God is also an only child (unless being your own father/son counts as otherwise) with a rotten temper.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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