Evidence that the Bible is God's Word
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Evidence that posts by Axver are God's word:
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2. It tells the sinful truth of mankind
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Notice all the crime and hatred going on in the world? Notice how many people cuss? The Bible says we are all guilty of sin.
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Well, can you give OUTSIDE EVIDENCE from the Bible only?, and what scripture, can we include Gilgamesh poetry, for example?
For some reason I'm compelled to write in here, though I'm not sure why...It's a pretty obscure reference.
Also, if you want to look, his Myspace page is ripe full of both FSTDT and CTSTDT material. It basically sets a new standard for "deep end".
Strictly speaking, that is evidence. The person is right.compelling evidence? No.
@K'
3. Archaeology is in agreement witht the Bible.
One of the few times I've literally Laughed Out Loud. Oh god, the laughter hurts, shedding tears of hilarity *cough, splutter, crash*
I mean, is one father of the church going to say that the Bible is wrong?, OF COURSE NOT. I mean, nobody can reduce to logic every single thing one believes, but at least, be sure that what the Bible says, in the moral sphere, and the historical one at least is cheackable with other sources, is reasonable.
I am God. I wrote it down in my holy scriptures. They are my words, therefore, they are the words of God. Now, shut up and obey, you unworthy peon.
"The word of God is the word of God because it says it is the word of God."
Gulliver's Travels starts out with the publisher insisting it's Lemuel Gulliver's actual words. The original edition even includes a picture of Gulliver. Does that prove Lilliput, Brobdingnag, etc. actually exist?
@David D.G.
Archaeopath: You must have a better sense of humor than I have; when I read that sort of reality reversal, it generally just makes me depressed and a little angry. I think I'm beyond angry, David. If I don't laugh at their views on archaeology, I think I'll only end up headbutting the monitor. To further prove his numptiness, when someone later points out that the Ark has most certainly not been found and, if it had existed, it would probably have been dismantled to build homes, he replies:@K'They disassembled it? I'm sure they would. I'd love to have that sort of conviction in my own arguments ;)
@"K'"
I'm Superman.1 Superman 1:1-4 that doesn't prove I'm Superman -- I don't think anything will.
Julian, his list has 14 points, each more fucktarded and delusional than the other.Cloud My Doubt wrote:
The Bible and I are okay, we got no hatred for one another.
But your nothing in your post could ever be considered "proof" that the Bible is God's word.
Can you seriously not see the problems in what you just posted?
K' wrote:
I'll admit that it's not a perfect list but it still has fact in it .
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Infidel_Savant wrote:
Fundementalism truly is a terryfying disease, more deadly than aids, it spreads fast straight to the brain killing all reason, i fear there is no hope for humanity science has failed to find a cure
K' wrote:
I could never understand fully what fundementalism really means. I guess that's what people label Bible-thumpers.
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The Bible is not a good enough source for you?
How he can ask that with a straight face, I can't understand...
I couldn't go beyond page 3, the stupid was too painful.
The Bible can't be its own proof. Doesn't work that way.
Yeah, well, I *claim to be* a billionare with telekenetic powers.
At the time 2 Timothy 3:16 was written, none of what is now called the New Testament was considered to be Holy Scripture. Some was not written yet. Many books that were considered Holy Scripture at the time 2 Timothy 3:16 was written, such as the Book of Enoch and the Wisdom of Ben Sirach are no longer considered to be. The current line up was not decided for centuries after 2 Timothy 3:16 was written.
Is that really all it takes?
Evidence that I am the Queen of the Universe.
1. I claim to be.
*waits*
Well, that didn't seem to work.
I'm a Christian, and even I can see what a poor excuse for debating that was.
Everyone clap your hands for K'. -_-
Well, I'm convinced!
PRAISE CIRCULAR JESUS!
Using K's reasoning:
I am God.
As I claimed to be God, it must be true.
And I'm fucking Santa Claus. There isn't any evidence that I am, I don't even look at all like him, but I said it, so it must be so.
Yeah...proving the Babble is true by reading the Babble doesn't make any sense to me either.
1. It claims to be
It claims to
It claims
claims
CLAIMS
claim
1.
The circular logic goes round and round, round and round, round and round...
You know, in my line of work, we call that an incompetency fault on the part of the programmer. So much for intelligent design.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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