The Church doesn't have to bend over for gays. And I don't want to see it bend over. Why don't the gays have their own churches and stop trying to push their buggery on heterosexual churchgoers?
52 comments
The fundies should have their own church, so they won't annoy the SANE christians.
Gays don't need their own church, if they can go to the SANE churches.
And what the fuck is "buggery"?
If a gay person pushes "buggery" (or for those not well-versed in Pan-Atlantic English "buttsex") on you, it's called rape and you should probably call the cops.
Oh? That's not what you meant? You just meant that gay people want you to stop being a bigoted asshole?
Ah, but there's nothing sweeter than the cry of an evangelical christian when he first feels his ass invaded by some heathen cock and recognizes, deep in his soul and deep in his bowels, that he's always been a faggot, no matter what a preachy twit he's been until then.
In the great smorgasbord of life some people prefer Greek, others French, yet others still Italian. How amusing that so many harsh words have been uttered, how much blood shed, for what is, after all, nothing more than a matter of taste.
If that's not a poe, it's the funniest choice of words imaginable!
Heck, even if it is a poe, it's pretty darned funny!
~David D.G.
Gay churches? Seriously?
Man you people are pricks. You've segregated people into different churches according to race, ethnic background, arbitrary denomination, and even segregate within churches according to age and gender. And now, you want to add sexual orientation into the mix of ways to divide people of your own faith?
Whatever. Fine with me.
Nobody is ASKING the Church to bend over for gays. We're not asking that your bigoted, heteronormative flavor of brainwashing let us in, we're asking that the government's benefits for married couples include us. I certainly wouldn't go ask a Catholic church if it would marry me to a woman, but I'd sure as hell get a marriage license, and I'm sure that's what most people are asking for. Treatment as equal within secular marriage. Nobody's going to come busting down the doors of your church and buttsexing you any time soon. Unless of course you're an altar boy.
I propose the "HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!?" award.
Or it's a Poe. For the love of ceiling cat, let it be a Poe...
"Why don't the gays have their own churches and stop trying to push their buggery on heterosexual churchgoers?"
\
Round and Round
What comes around, goes around, I'll tell ya why!
Yeah, you'd like that, a church full of gays, just waiting for one of your wingnuts to blow it up or firebomb it or something...
Well, at least this one didn't try to say all of teh gheys would be molesting everything that came into sight.
Good pseudonym, though. You strike me as both slow, and the product of an incestual rendezvous at a drunken family reunion...
No, heterosexuals should not bend over for this, and our rager for this cause should remain stiff and firm, nice and hard, regardless of how anal other people see us as. These thoughts should be put inside gays gently, with some cramming-it-in if necessary. Perhaps we could use something to help these valid points slide in easier.
How's that?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.