How can they justify having beautiful Christian sentiment cards next to GAY GARBAGE cards? Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar. It's a sign of the times.
THIS sign says, "Come quickly, Lord Jesus!"
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Seriously, war, poverty, hunger, disease.
This, this is what gets you shits up in arms?
Pathetic.
"THIS sign says, 'Come quickly, Lord Jesus!'"
As does every sign for you people. You should seriously have that checked out. Honestly, I have no idea how people allow you to drive...
Yeah really @ Detrs.
We don't live in theocracy, so no one gives a shit if you're upset over gay marriage cards next to your imaginary friend cards.
And why the fuck would the biggest manufacturer of greeting cards all of a sudden be interested in making a quick buck? .... all while accepting people?
Detrs: Fantastic point, but, you forget that to these people, all those things listed are signs that Jebus is cumming soon, and so they are actually good. Remember that this is the same group that was praising their god for the earthquake in China that killed all those innocent people.
Of course they are only in it for the money. Hallmark doesn't actually care about my birthday, or your anniversay, either. If there is a market, they will sell to it.
"How can they justify having beautiful Christian sentiment cards next to GAY GARBAGE cards?"
Gay garbage? And they even have Hallmark cards for it? How strange.
"Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar."
Unlike Christianity. Seen the Vatican lately? How about Christian televangelists and their Mega Churches? Maybe the "faith healers" and their $5000 suits paid for by "love offerings" from the gullible.
"It's a sign of the times.
THIS sign says, "Come quickly, Lord Jesus!""
I find it highly amusing you people are apparently totally clueless about the double entendre of that phrase.
Yes, a store pandering to a group of people to make more money is a sign of the Apocolypse. Not cancer, not AIDS, not famine, not child abuse, not murder. No, it's homosexual greeting cards.
Our Gay Garbage gets picked up every Monday. I love it when city services work smoothly and am thinking that I should get a "Thank You" card for the trash collectors.
Does anyone know if Hallmark has "Thank You" cards for Gay Garbage Collectors??
Gay garbage? S/He tried to make a funny. Didn't work though.
Hi guys: Just from the quote, I think you guys can tell why I submitted it.
What bothers me is the hypocrisy of this; they only become angry, consider it a sign of Jesus's return and refuse to shop there once they realize they have "GAY GARBAGE" cards, while ignoring the fact that they have had lots of cards for different religions for a while now (as was excellently pointed out in some of the other "O NOES! GAY CARDS!!!" posts, and I think that this is the perfect encapsulation of that.)
Of course, all the while ignoring the things that JESUS ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT like loving and caring for your fellow human beings. The hypocrisy of such things is what angers me most about the fundamentalists.
Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar
Well yeah, it's a business what do you think they're in it for? Shits and giggles?
Oh, and has Detrs recieved his internet through the post yet?
"Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar."
They're a corporation, WTF did you THINK they're in it for, retard? Or are they supposed to go broke trying to please you crazy bastards? Yeah, right. As if that's possible, when everything is a sin to you assholes.
@Detrs - Well, DUH! Wars, natural disasters, mass suffering are all reasons to cream your jeans over the possibility of the rapture approaching. Nothing thrills them more, in fact. Gay greeting cards, though? OH THE HUMANITY! Makes no fucking sense, since you would think they would be happy about one more "sign of the times", but they tend to frown on those "signs" that involve acceptance of those different than you. Hey, you know, it's RR, where everyone is ass-backwards and upside down.
I didn't know Hallmark made cards with RR's kinds of "beautiful Christian sentiments". Perhaps I missed that line, with sentiments like:
*"Sorry to hear you're going to HELL!"
Hey, I'm with this nut on the "Come quickly, Lord Jesus" part. The sooner we're rid of these people, the better.
“How can they justify having beautiful Christian sentiment cards next to GAY GARBAGE cards?”
“Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar. It's a sign of the times.”
“THIS sign says, "Come quickly, Lord Jesus!"”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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