EGYPTIAN SCIENTIST 1: Hey, guys, glad you could make it. So, we've managed to discover the secrets of human cloning only a few centuries after inventing the wheel. Pretty cool, huh? So...well, me and the boys were out by the river, knockin' a few back, and we came up with a few ideas. As you know, any good culture requires a religion. Right? Gods, spirits, that kinda junk; you know what I'm talkin' about, right, Steve? So...well, lemme show ya what we've got.
EGYPTIAN SCIENTIST 2: Uh...is that...is that a dog's head?
ES1: Well, it's a hound, yeah. I wanted to go full-on wolf style, but Bob insisted on a jackal for some reason, so there ya go. But anyway, yeah. Jackal head on a human guy. We call him Anubis.
EGYPTIAN SCIENTIST 3: Why...uh, why Anubis?
ES1: Well, he's going to be the God of Death. Not the evil, creepy kind. Just...I dunno, Steve, what did you call him?
STEVE: Lawful Neutral.
ES1: Yeah, Lawful Neutral, whatever that means, ya geek.
*LAUGHTER*
ES1: So, yeah. We've got a team workin' on him already, and I gotta say, it's lookin' good. We were thinking at first of just attempting a transplant, but... Well, that got to the alpha stages, but just a bit too messy, y'know? So we decided to grow him from the ground up. We've also got a few others, as you can see...
ES2: Is that a naked chick with a cat head?
ES1: Yeah, uh, Bob liked that one.
BOB: Don't judge me!
ES!: Yeah, so, she'll be the god of...cats, obviously. I mean, duh. Annnd...well, we'll think some stuff up. Bob suggested, uh...sex.
BOB: That's why she's naked!
