In my opinion, the people interviewed do not represent Christianity. Catholics are not Christian. Mormons are not Christians. Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians. Most Protestants are not Christian (saved), in fact, I would say that most people who come to the typical IFB church are not saved (50-60%). Despite what the media might want people to believe, abortion (which is the murder of an unborn child) and sodomy (an abomination against the very body and an affront to the union of the church and Christ) are not the only issues that face us. Homelessness is an issue because it is related to sin. Famine is an issue because (IMHO) it is a judgment of God upon those who have refused Him and utterly turned against Him.
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"Famine is an issue because (IMHO) it is a judgment of God upon those who have refused Him and utterly turned against Him."So this is what you think when you see pictures of starving little children in Africa?
You shove another donut (or three) into that fat face of yours, and scoff about how they deserve their suffering?
Famine is an issue because (IMHO) it is a judgment of God upon those who have refused Him and utterly turned against Him.
Mmmmm, can't you smell the Christian compassion?
So... no Catholics, no Mormons, no JW's, very few Protestants, only half of all Baptists...
Traitor1 -- And, remember, in the great depression, only the poor were sinful. The rich were righteous and tight with God.
Brother Randy, God wants you to meet him in the office! He wants to know when He died and you took his place? Remember the last guy who tried this was somebody named Lucifer, and he was a lot closer to God than you, and look at where he is! Pray for forgiveness for violating #1 and #9!
As someone else said; what the are Catholics if they aren't Christian? Do these dimwits genuinely believe no one was a True Christian until Martin Luther?
Apparently, Bro. Randy is the only person who is "saved", and will be the only one in Heaven. Which is good, because no one else will have to deal with him.
Ezekiel 16.49: Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread , and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.
This must be a contender for No True Scotsman. and he just contradicted himself for all those times he said america is a CHRISTIAN nation, since most of the usa is catholic and protestant. i think this should win the "Most Fucked Up Thing Randy Has Said Thus Far Award"
Let´s summarise. 80% of the humankind who doesn´t care whether famine is sin and helps the others, are not Christians and are not saved. Lazybones who condenm to hell to everybody, including people in their church are?, logic blows.
Wait a second...
The bible said that in the last days there would be scoffers walking after thier own lusts.
hey i found that picture!!!
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Okay, so the vast majority of people go to hell. Satan, unlike God, is not completely omnipotent because otherwise he would have just screwed everything up. Therefore, everyone who has died over the years of human existence will use their sheer numbers to gang up on the devil, force him into a peace agreement, and turn hell into the ultimate party headquarters far before I get there, while the perfect fundies experience eternal boredom in heaven. Count me in!
"In my opinion, the people interviewed do not represent Christianity. Catholics are not Christian. Mormons are not Christians. Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians. Most Protestants are not Christian (saved), in fact, I would say that most people who come to the typical IFB church are not saved (50-60%)."
And when you question the faith of another in Christ, that makes you even less of a Christian than those whose faith you set out to impugn yourself. Least of all when you say you think for your God.
See you in Hell, Randy.
@ Eric the Blue
Hmm, it must be with the fundies who don't help their poor brothers.
I like to read these and check out the name of the poster last.Oh, Bro Ran *smacks forehead*dy, of course.
"In my opinion, the people interviewed do not represent Christianity. Catholics are not Christian. Mormons are not Christians."
(P)Rick 'Frothy Mixture' Rantsorbum: Catholic.
...so, guess you won't be voting later this year eh, Randy? Spread the word.
"Most Protestants are not Christian (saved), in fact, I would say that most people who come to the typical IFB church are not saved (50-60%)" tl;dr...
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Those are all just slightly different versions of Christianity, you idiot.
I also vote for a 'No True Scotsman' award
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