They are here doing the work of Satan, to try and discredit God.
Pick and choose which questions you open, Satan is working full time on most of the people that post on this forum in order to deceive you and pull you away from God. If you are not strong spiritually and you are not wearing the Word of God as Armour you may be in danger.
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"Satan is working full time on most of the people that post on this forum in order to deceive you and pull you away from God."
"Lord, Lord! Disaster!"
"What is it Gabriel? Calm yourself."
"It's Satan, Lord, he's attacked the mortals in the most devastating way possible!"
"You mean... my mighty Church has fallen to his tricky?"
"Worse!"
"He's corrupted the Bible, my very Word?"
"Worse even than that, my dear God! He's... he's attacked Yahoo Answers!"
*BANG*
What ?...WHat???...get a doctor ! Please. I'm...I'm dying.....NOOO...Not a priest....*gurgle*
"You are either with us, or against us. Either white, or black. Either Christian or Satanic. Either conservative or Satanic. Either straight or Satanic. There are no other alternatives!!! Embrace the weaponry of Jesus today!!1!!1!"
Ha. Yeah, God's omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent..
But if you don't tell him to be there for you, he won't be able to stop Satan.
Wowz
Word of God Armour Level 1+
Lvl 1: +10 0gp
Armour: Illusionary, Cursed.Enhancement: WillProperty: Gain an item bonus on Will saves against logical arguments.Property: Gain a -10 item penalty to Intelligence and Diplomacy checks.Power: Denial, at will the armour wearer may choose to deny an observable reality or a logical argument.Power: Infection, persons in close contact with an individual wearing Word of God armour must make a will save (DC10) or an intelligence check (DC10) or they will receive their own Word of God armour.
Bravo for dirtyape!!! I believe he wrote up the item in 4th Edition format. Super! I've ordered the 4th Edition core rulebooks from Amazon.com; they're due to arrive in the mail this Tuesday.
Yet again, bravo for dirtyape!
Remember, in the absence of God there is evil.
Wrong--according to your mythology, your storm god is omnipresent. By definition there can be no absence of god. JHVH-1 allows Satan to rule the earth. Satan is JHVH-1's creation Therefore god is both the author and endorser of evil.
Don't like it? Convert.
EDIT: Personally, I suspect the ideas of the "devil," "satan," and "lucifer," are all personifications of non-Hebrew thought from ancient times. The Adversary is born out of xenophobia. I mean, so many cultures at the time used the serpent as a symbol of learning, knowledge, wisdom, medicine, and technology. It only makes sense that the early Hebrew folklorists would paint the snake as evil and "anti-god," especially since they had such an intense love/hate relationship with the Egyptians. Just an idea.
"Word of God as Armour"?!
Nah, I'd say Kevlar or even chain mail would be more useful that paper armor
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