When my youngest was in 2nd grade she came home with 'Oh My God.' I told her that was NOT acceptable and she was sorry. Well......20 minutes later, here it comes out of her mouth again and she said all the kids say that and she was sorry. After one more time I washed her mouth out with soap. I had to do that one more time and NEVER again has she said that phrase. I grit my teeth when I hear ANYONE say that. I HATE THATphrase almost more than others I can think of.
Plus.....I'm 42 and have NEVER said a bad word in front of my mom (rarely RARELY say any anyway), and if I DID say one, I think she'd probably fall on the floor or come slap my mouth!!!!!!! And I'd deserve it!!!!!
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I'm just a sliver away from atheism and even I try to curtail my blasphemy. I try to avoid saying "Jesus fucking Christ" and stuff like that. It's in poor taste, unoriginal too.
Sounds like she probably slapped you a few times too often, thus loosening the grip you have on what little mind you were born with. Send me your name, and I will call the authorities regarding the abuse of your daughter, (attempted poisoning with soap), and fucking up her poor little mind with your smug piety. Fucking Cow! Jesus H Fuckenchrist!
Sounds like she probably slapped you a few times too often, thus loosening the grip you have on what little mind you were born with. Send me your name, and I will call the authorities regarding the abuse of your daughter, (attempted poisoning with soap), and fucking up here poor little mind with your smug piety. Fucking Cow!!!!
"I try to avoid saying "Jesus fucking Christ" and stuff like that. It's in poor taste, unoriginal too."
For God so hated the world, he sent his only begotten cock sucking bastard son, that whosoever not believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting buttfucking in hell. John 3:16 (revised)
I never understood that interpretation of the "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain" Commandment. If you think about it (how often do most fundies do that?) it's got to be something more than saying OMG in surprise. If they were to do any actual study, they'd figure out that it refers to the idea that the name of God actually has power and that one can curse a person by invoking God's wrath upon them. It's basically a prohibition against using God as magic, or using his name to vouch for your petty bullshit. How many fundies and fundy-pandering politicians have done this over the centuries?
Washed her daughter's mouth out with soap, we need to get social services and take that poor kid away....
George Carlin is my personal god of comedy. When I say things like "god dammit", George frowns, but it's only because I didn't say something like "God motherfucking ass-raping hairy-rancid-three-nutted-donkey-dick-humping dammit!"
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(From T-shirt Hell)
My sons used to tell me, "Fuck you."
Once I told one of 'em, "You wouldn't like it; I just lie there."
Never heard it again.
"I grit my teeth when I hear ANYONE say that. I HATE THATphrase almost more than others I can think of"
Cop for these:
oh... My... GOD!!!!1111ONE111eleventyone111!
And Tammy? You're a stiff-arsed, dry-cunted, 45-year old ugly fundie harridan (whose mother was a whore; she dropped 'em for anyone! She was the town bike!) who'll never get any, and thus die an Old Maid. And you smell.
... right. I reckon you've ground your teeth down to the pulp by now.
>:D
So, God is a curse word now? Good, athiest conspiracy is going nicely. We Evo Lutionists are doing quite a good job. Let's all have orgies for a treat!
P.S. Isn't God's name Tetragrammaton, or Yahveh?
So, the worst thing that can happen is someone taking the Lord's name in vain? Guess all those starving people, people dying from cancer or aids, people being hurt or killed or abused, those people are just whiny cry-babies?
Did you really and truely wash your daughter's mouth out with soap? Child abuser! I'm 40 and I'm not confortable with cursing in front of my mom. But that is out of respect, and 'cause she never curses herself. Not because I'm afraid of her; I'm not, I love my mom, she's my best friend in the world.
What age is your mom? She's probably pretty old and decrepit now I'd say? I'd kick the everyloving wanking ass-shit out of your cum-guzzling, coprophile fuck-mother and then follow up by breaking your fingers, your legs and your jaw you piss-drenched fuck-tart.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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