No. Science is at war with God and His Holy Word.
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No, science is not at war with anything that can be proven to exist, ignorance excepted. That being the point of science. I'm not at war, myself, with God and His Wholly Weird, but Leprechauns get me really worked up.
Then He must be terrified. Nowadays we have fighter jets, bomber drones, smart tanks, nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons, all manners of ways to end divinity.
Science is at war with God and His Holy Word.
Right! And predicting the exact positions and seconds of the recent total solar eclipse, predictions based on science, was a battle in that war. I'm sure you thought it was total bunk and refused to follow it on TV, fake sun news, right? Evil, evil science. But it happened anyway. God lost yet another battle. So how's the war going? Gee, God, the omniscient, the ubiquitous, the almighty, the eternal, needs some help soon.
What you're typing that on: a Digital Computer.
The result of the developments by the scientist Alan Turing.
Enjoy your war: with yourself .
No, your god was just one more inept commander slain in science's war against ignorance. To say science was at war with him is like saying the US fought a war with private Yokohama of the 40th Division. They didn't. He was just one more faceless victim of relentless shelling.
And I do mean all of this in the past tense. You god is long since dead, slain beside all his peers. You're just the theistic equivalent of the Japanese holdouts now, fighting a war that you lost ages ago.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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