OMGWTFPIE #fundie

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Actually, like I've said a million times before, I adhere to the entire bible. It just so happens that homosexuality comes up more often than any other sin. I don't take lying, murder, cheating, sexual immorality, or anything else any more lightly. But really, how many times do those sins get disputed as "actually being sins" on this board, or anywhere else for that matter?

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old comment by Giveitaday

I adhere to the entire bible

So I'm to take it that you stone unruly children? That you don't wear any blended clothes? That you deliver divine justice and murder those that work on the sabbath, or rape victims that didn't cry out? Seeing as how this quote came from gamefaqs forum and not from Pelican Bay or Angola Sate Prison then I have no choice but to assume that you are either a liar, or have never even bothered to read the bible.

just so happens that homosexuality comes up more often than any other sin

No it doesn't. You haven't read the bible at all, have you?

I don't take lying, murder, cheating, sexual immorality, or anything else any more lightly

You seem to be under the impression that anybody cares what you think, nothing could be further from the truth.

But really, how many times do those sins get disputed as "actually being sins" on this board, or anywhere else for that matter?

I'm betting fairly often. The christian concept of sin is not universially accepted as fact, regardless of whether you think it is or not.

old comment by Chatvert

Seriously? Adhere to the entire Bible? Seriously? Let's say what Aaron Sorkin has to say about that...

President Josiah Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

Yeah, so The West Wing already has more truth in it than your ramblings. Looks like I'm a disciple of Bartlet, then.

old comment by Cox & Dicks

Me and Cox have decided to show our appreciation of the Bible by giving occasional readings from it. And, as practicing queers, we are considering offering a short series of practical tips for gay lovers. Cox says he's got a practical tip. Don't be filthy Cox. Anyway, as Christian Gays, we'll commence with today's biblical reading. Take it away Cox. I said take it away, for goodness sake, I'm trying to do a reading here.

1 Chr.7:1-2

1.Now the sons of Issachar were, Tola, and Pulah, Jashub and Shimron, four.
2. And the sons of Tola; Uzzi, and Rephaiah, and Jeriel, and Jahmai, and Jibam, and Shemuel, heads of their father's house, to wit, of Tola: they were valiant men of might in their generations; whose number was in the days of David two and twenty thousand and six hundred.

Thank you and Amen to that. We'll be back with more readings from the Bible soon. Got to go, Cox is demanding my attention. Again. Bye.

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