Atheists love islamofascists because they also believe Jews descended from apes and pigs.
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"Atheists love islamofascists"
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"because they also believe Jews descended from apes and pigs"
Non-sequitur, much? Oh, but this is 'FreeRepubic' we're talking about. They've yet to evolve a brain. Y'know, the thing found in your skull that does more than just keep your ears apart. The very thing used by intelligent people (certainly Jews) so they can know what they're actually talking about.
What a WASP neocon has yet to accomplish.
"And since cows live underwater, flagpoles are clearly pink."
I don't know which possesses more truthiness, this, or the quote above.
Huh? WTF? Do what? Excuse me? Come again?
People who understand evolution believe that all humans, not just Jewish ones, descended from an ape-like ancestor. Not pigs.
And really, comparing atheists to radical Muslims? You know nothing about atheism at all, do you? We not only don't believe in your religion, but we don't believe in ANY religion.
"Atheists love islamofascists because they also believe Jews descended from apes and pigs."
Are you insulting atheists, Jews, pigs or apes? I can't seem to decipher this word jumble into anything coherent...
Yes, because it was those godless atheists who for centuries in Europe would occasionally kill dozens or hundreds and in some cases thousands of Jews. Oh, wait, that was the christians. History fail of a magnitude I haven't encountered since the episode where Captaik Kirk visited planed Moron.
Oh, and there was a certain country in the middle of the 20th Century, made up almost exclusively of christians, who killed six million Jews, with much of tthat based on their belief that Jews were inferior.
Again, anti-freedom, learn to fucking history. Honestly, I hope you are in second grade and just regurgitating shit your stupid pastor says. Because if you are grown up, and allowed to vote and reproduce, I fear the human race is utterly fucked.
Atheists love islamofascists because they also believe Jews descended from apes and pigs.
Seriously, wtf...
I understand you are competing for the shortest sentence packing the most stupidity but damn...
Here is something you can use any brain you may have on.
What is special about the following sentence?
"Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ"
Uhm. No. I'm going to guess by "islamofascist" you mean extremist Muslims, in which case I most definitely don't love them or even like them, like other religious extremists. They're the ones that tend to try to force their religious beliefs on others.
The fact that people are apes and thus descended from apes is very different from the view that someone beneath you must be like an animal you feel is inferior to you or unclean (or both).
"Atheists love islamofascists"
Tell that to Sam Harris.
I couldn't even understand the rest of that sentence, so I'll leave it at that.
Atheists (with the exception of Jewish Atheists) could really give a shit about where'Jews come from'
But,,,,Middle east ring a bell?
“Atheists love islamofascists because they also believe Jews descended from apes and pigs.”
No, sweetie. Atheism and Evolution are, first of all, two different things.
And second, ‘pigs’ are not part of our evolutionary chain.
Third, those atheists who DO accept evolution accept that it applies to everyone, not just targets of our bigotry.
Fourth, go fuck a chainsaw, okay, b-bye, thanks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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