[How is the belief in aliens any more ridiculous than the belief in angels or talking snakes? ]
I know Angels are real cause I'd saw one comfort me when I was just only a little kid.
Let me asked a question for ya.
If Aliens is true. Then who created the Aliens?
God made Man in his imagine, NOT ALIENS.
When we was in the Garded Of Eden Humans and animals could talk to anotherther.
The snake didn't freaked Eve out cause the was normally talking snake.
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Things I've learned today: Aliens? Absurd.
Demons, angels, talking snakes? What the hell do you mean you don't believe in them?
So, all you have to do to get a quote approved is make sure it's from Lone Wolf now? Sheesh.
@#747317 - If you're going to come around and talk to people like that, at least put a name up, wuss.
No, I'm not, but I'm also not here anonymously telling people to fuck off, either. So who's the immature one? Anyway, not gonna argue with you, since Mortok is right - that's not what the comments section is for.
Is it my imagination - or is LW actually getting worse?
Maybe he has hopes that someone will set up a 'convert to LoneWolf' website - like the ones that will convert your text into ebonics, pirate, Yoda, Jar Jar Binks etc.
"When we was in the Garded Of Eden Humans and animals could talk to anotherther. "
Just like in a Disney cartoon.
I'm starting to see why LoneWolf1984 likes Snow White so much.
Argh!!! I'm getting the Stockholm Syndrome!
Enough of LoneWolf, PLEASE!
@ 747317: If you REALLY want to see more of this kind of thing, just go to the link and look through LoneWolf's other comments. It's not like they're a finite resource...sadly.
"God made Man in his imagine, NOT ALIENS."
Ah, but aliens could believe in a God, too.
Did I just blow your fucking MIND?
dpareja: Well, we love his particular brand of sublime idiocy.
If you don't like it, all you have to do is join the forums, get 25 posts, and then you can start voting LW's quotes down. Simple as that.
Michael: As a long-time DA member, I can assure you that the admin staff is quite sadistic at times. It wouldn't surprise me if they kept him on indefinitely, just to annoy people. The journal entry referred to may be gone, but I assure you, LW's main DA account is still alive and kicking.
Chancellor Gorkon: I predict this will be all over 4chan within a week of its first appearance there. (And...posted!)
anonymous#747685: Technically, there's an indefinite time period in the story between Eve's creation from a tasty barbecue dish and her encounter with the serpent.
Well, the idea is that aliens evolved (not through God) on other planets.
But if you want to be spirital...you could say that God just decided to make em without telling us about it.
But then agian, who cares? Unless I see the saucer land I don't belive in aliens. I just watch the Star Trek.
HoJuSimpson: A valid point, although I assure you I'd only ever use that word to refer to someone being an ass and never someone with genuine problems.
Chancellor Gorkon: Not making fun off him personally...just find them (the quotes) funny.
Come now, you would've probably found the things he says a lot less amusing if he was actually close to you, like a sibling or a friend.
lrn2humor
I suppose that's leetspeak for "have a sense of humor". I sir, do have one, but I thankfully grew out of the phase of it when I found pulling wings off of flies or spitting on old people from an overpass to be funny.
lrn2empathize, with all due respect.
Oh good, more garbled nonsense from LW. I was afraid that I had to go to DA to get my daily dose of his particular brand of bullshit. Seriously, folks, he strikes me as a poor excuse for a troll...you should go check out his artwork. LOL he really IS a Deviant.
gotta love 'em all. They come up with explanations (in their case I use this term lightly) that "fit" with Genesis. I've seen on other sites where they claim aliens are minions of Satan. If we do ever witness an alien event it would blow holes in their 2,000 year old religion. Therefore, if it's Satanic it stays within biblical lore. Also, they'd blow the earth up trying to blow the aliens away.
Duh, evolution created the aliens.
And you have obviouslty never met the elephant headed people of Ganesha IV.
Aliens? What, Germans, French people?
picking on LW1984 is a bit like bullying the "slow" kid in class. He's obviously dyslexic, and obviously misguided. He seems quite lonely, and has been lonely when very young - ostracised perhaps - and maybe sought comfort in imaginary friends.
There's something about the naivety of his posts that are quite sweet in a finger-painted sort of way
Lonewolf fails to realise that if the "God of Humanity" for the sake of argument, created Man in his Image,therefore by his argument/logic, if aliens do exist, other, alien creator gods equally must therefore exist...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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