I do not witness to non-Christians, they are worms beneath my feet. They have destroyed love, hope and all that is good. There is nothing left but to die in despair. BWD
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So you do witness to Christians, though?
I've never read the bible, and even I know the story of Jonah, and how the whole point of that particular part of the bible is about how you should bring people to God even if you personally hate them. Well actually the moral is more like "if God tells you to do something you'd better fucking do it", but I'm pretty sure God or Jesus has said that they want as many people to be saved as possible.
"I do not witness to non-Christians, they are worms beneath my feet. They have destroyed love, hope and all that is good. There is nothing left but to die in despair. BWD"
"I do not witness to non-Christians, they are worms beneath my feet."
Doctor Whom: Feel the Christian love! Oh, and what about the Great Commission?
Apparently there is no love, hope or anything good in his/her life because us non-Xians have destroyed it all. My life still has love, hope and other good things, though sometimes the Fundies put a strain on my hope.
"I do not witness to non-Christians, they are worms beneath my feet. They have destroyed love, hope and all that is good. There is nothing left but to die in despair."
I do not respect right-wing fundy Christians, they are worms beneath my feet. They have destroyed love, hope and all that is good. There is nothing left but for them to die in despair, when on their deathbeds, they realise a (C)Rapture hasn't happened.
And they realise we Atheists were right all along.
What is wrong with everybody?!
This is surly what we want
Ignore everyone here, SoA, I think you are doing a grand job!
Oh, and if I could just make a suggestion, Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly in need of your ministering, but they aren't in most mornings so it's better if you go round to their door late at night. Oh, and remember to knock really loudly and persistently, in case any of them are slightly deaf.
Well aren't you a bright ray of sunshine?
Seriously, non-Christians are the whole point of witnessing.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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