If you were walking down a street and a dog start to talk to you would you be freaking out?
If I was Eve. Snake came up to me. I'll be freaking out. Eve wasn't afraid of any talking animal. Probably cause those animals was normal talking.
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Eve was also a functional infant in a magical world that was new to her. Whether animals talking was normal or not at that point in time is arbitrary, but saying that it was implies that the snake didn't have anything special to it (i.e. it wasn't made to talk by Satan utilizing it), and requires an explanation about why all the other animals cannot talk all of a sudden.
"If you were walking down a street and a dog start to talk to you would you be freaking out?"
Yes, and then I'd check myself into the nearest psych ward.
"If I was Eve. Snake came up to me. I'll be freaking out. Eve wasn't afraid of any talking animal. Probably cause those animals was normal talking."
Normal talking? As opposed to what you appear to be doing which is abnormal.
@Generic Human Fleshbot: Well, they MICROEVOLVED them away, of course! Just like how insects microevolved the sixth legs!
*actually surprised I haven't heard this line of 'reasoning' as an explanation for the Bible saying bugs have 4 legs*
If LoneWolf talks like he writes, and spoke to me on the street, I'd be gettin' the hell outta Dodge.
Ya know - the way he writes, he might mean god instead of dog - who could know? "Normal talking" hah.
Okay, we get it. LoneWolf has the grammatical skills of a cave troll. He is a fundie. However, i also agree with #625883 dpareja and #625948 Smith, he's probably challenged.
I doubt Eve had had much experience with snakes, talking or otherwise, before this encounter. So no, I doubt she freaked.
Also, this never happened.
Two reasons why this statement is false.
Eve didn't get freaked because she hadn't eaten of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
The point is this: humanity would have remained guilt free if god had guarded his garden better. A&E were like little children, innocent and easily manipulated. Evil crept in because ALMIGHTY GOD couldn't keep it out.
QED - his fault; we pay for eternity; debbil laughs his sox off
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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