As we get closer and closer to end times and the resurrection of the church, I expect we will see more and more evidence proving the myth of evolution.
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Yes. you know, confirming it. showing its not just a myth.
You'd be really ahead of your time if this was several centuries ago!
Also, it seems churches, like dracula, keep popping back up now and then...
So... Dracula is to Belmont as... ??? is to church?
er... church is to ??? I mean.
if only we could get the edit button.
But at least the site's working again!
50 years earlier...
"As we get closer and closer to end times and the resurrection of the church, I expect we will see more and more evidence proving the myth of evolution."
- ImaSaved1...of the 50s.
I expect we will see more and more evidence proving the myth of evolution.
As creationists run out of arguments against rapidly advancing genetic research, I expect we will see more and more fundies claim that losing the argument "proves" the coming of the end times.
Tried to input that into my thinking engine, and it came up with
*MELON MELON MELON* INSERT MORE CHEESE ERROR [/img]
If it's a myth, then how could there be evidence that prove's it's true?
That, my friends, it the question the FundieFilter9000 in Bro. Randy's brain will not will not permit to be asked.
In your case ImaSaved1, a "myth is as good as a mile"!PS No matter how you try to spin it, your little article proves the existence of a primitive PREHISTORIC shark EVOLVED to live at extreme depths and unable to handle normal ocean conditions! Gee, that sounds more like a proof FOR evolution and against your creationist theories.
Well, aren't we always getting closer to the "end times"? I mean, if they are at the end, we must be constantly getting closer, no matter when they come.
At least he linked to a real newspaper.
I don't see how ancient sharks would neccesarily disprove evolution (more the other way around,) but then again I'm not a Christian fundamentalist.
I wish you fundies would get your stories straight. According to some we're already in the "end times" according to others it's still coming and according to you all it should have happened at numerous times over the last two thousand years.
Get yourselves some credibility and people might start taking you seriously.
So, he admits the church is dead! Well, at least it'd have to be to resurrect. He also admits that evidence proves evolution, though he's still doublethinking himself on that it's a myth. Perhaps by "end times" he means maturity, like when you can think for yourself.
Yep, any day now. (I actually read the Left Behind series of books. There's a few hours of reading time I'd like back.)
And Oriet, dude, seriously, no more Lit class for you.
Roxas, and others, are right.
These fucking end times have been 'coming soon' for eons.
And as we actually just continue to live our lives cause I dont think God is going to distroy the world any time soon, I'm sure we'll find more happy and less moribid and stupid things.
Seriously buddy, stop talking about evolution. If you cant talk about it with a non biassed opinion, then stop talking.
News Flash: Your Second Coming has been 'almost here' for two thousand years.
Always just around the corner, isn't it? Frightens your little children into staying chaste, doesn't it?
If Randy dies, guess what will be written on his tombstone. Come on, it's easy:
"In memory of Randy. The world wasn't ending, only him." :P
Seriously, dude, relax, there's no doomsday coming. But if you want to be remembered for the fool you were in life, go ahead and preach that nonsense for the rest of your life.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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