(response to the question of when he chose to be straight}
AT BIRTH..i will answer that GOD thru nature made me a male with all the bodily characteristics of a man...with that comes the compatability to the female gender to unite and procreate...its a wonderful gift...to goe AGAINST that natural process and wonderful gift is when YOU make that desicision... its going against the instruction book that innate to our species...
41 comments
Too bad you're not "compatable" to grammar and spelling.
You chose at birth? I don't know about you, but I have no recollection of making any conscious choices at birth.
Yes, he slid right out of that vagina and from that moment couldn't wait to get back in.
Yet another homophobe who just doesn't get it. Maybe he should be told to just try to be gay for a week and see how much of a choice it is.
(Aspergus)
Yeah, we know that, but apparently fundies don't know that, being honestly under the impression that "gay" is something one does, rather than something one simply is.
As most babies cannot distinguish between men and women before the age of nine months, this would make nofanofobama quite exceptional. The spelling, grammar and syntax, however, would suggest that this is not the case.
"i will answer that GOD thru nature made me a male with all the bodily characteristics of a man..."
- - - - - - - - -
I came home on Saturday night,
"Oh, you're drunk you fool,
Well, I've traveled this wide world over,a baby with a mustache on ,
(Aspergus)
Yeah, but that's not very hard to do. *smh*
You are assuming homosexuality is not natural. Christians love to use the word natural when it suits them.
You do realize that there are numerous species that have homosexual relations, correct? Hell, even beetles do it.
AT BIRTH
Ah yes, birth. Which reminds me of a joke about (straight) men:
They spend the first 9 months of their life trying to get out and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Oh, joy, one of my hometown idiots made FSTDT!
It almost makes me proud. Though, for the record, you could probably read any editorial by the staff and hit a goldmine of quotes.
It's a wonderful gift to be able to spell properly. And 'Y'all' aint proper English neither.
Note also, you are using 'innate' as a verb. It isn't one. The real, missing, verb is 'is'. But supplying it only makes you proposition look even stupider. (And before you comment, 'stupider' is a correct comparative form in English!)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
