@Artemis Fowel
Thank you, good sir.
My best friend, a long-time Church of England Christian, and Earl Campbell. They enjoy quiet lives unbothered by the public, or at least if the likes of the latter do, it's publicity & thus public attention of a positive nature: inspirations & positive role models to people now & in the future.
All you do, dearie, is cause Chaos. Drawing attention to ourself - and of a self-generating negative nature; it's all YOUR fault that you think you have the right to behave the way you do (in public & on the internet): behaviour that certainly can't be considered normal & sane, then you wonder why people with smartphones (which are ubiquitous nowadays) will record your 'Kodak Moments' for posteriority, upload such to YouTube, and display your mental illness-based behaviour for all the world & their granny (born AFTER slavery was abolished, in your case, you educationally subnormal liar, you!) to see.
My friend & the likes of Mr. Campbell don't. And they never will. Now ask yourself this one simple question - whilst looking in that mirror, dearie: Why don't they?
You were never 'Born Again', dearie. As per the example of a certain man telling a certain woman he'd saved from a judgemental stone-wielding mob, and forgiven her: 'Now go and sin no more': either you're possessed by a demon that makes you think & behave the way you do, or you were never 'Saved' in the first place. Ergo your continued mentally retarded behaviour in public & on the internet, and for several years now. We didn't force you to infect this place & troll for several years, so what's your excuse, other than your mental handicap, dearie...?
Jonathan Edwards certainly never so much as thought of behaving the way you do, in public or on the internet. Even before be became an Atheist, when he was still born again, and Saved. [/OSAS]
The vast majority of people on Planet Reality who are Normal. Sane. It's time you started pointing your own judgemental finger at yourself, and your unjustifiable behaviour towards everyone else. We normal, sane people are utterly sinless. The likes of you - mentally retarded fundies - are the ones who just keep on sinning, and sinning, and sinning; just ask Josh Buggar & all his fundie Christain ilk.
Just as you fundies dare to think you have the right to use the (fictional) Adam & Eve to use against those not exactly like you, because we have the temerity to refuse to do as you order us to, we Atheists, LGBT people people & non-fundie Theists can use the factual example of Josh Buggar to tar all you fundie Christains with the same sin brush. We who aren't exactly like you fundies are mose sinless than Jesus, and all you right-wing fundamentalist Christains are the Adulterers (Divorce being a no-no: God, re. Joseph. Newt Gingrich. Kim Il-Davis. You). Liars (God, re. Abraham & Isaac. Ted Faggard. Josh Buggar. You); Paedophiles (God; Statutory Rape, re. the underage Mary. David J. Stewart. Tony Alamo. Josh Buggar. You accusing CS Lewis of promoting paedophilia).
All of you fundie Christains are worse-than sinners. No Exceptions. We normal, sane people who don't require religion - or at least your brand of infinite Evil that masquerades as a 'religion' - are utterly sinless, and therefore more than infinitely superior to even your 'God' (Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6)
My friend, Earl Campbell, and Jonathan Edwards don't. Neither does the good Artemis Fowel here. Or the vast majority of African-Americans, Afro-Carribbeans in the UK, and in other countries.
But as those other YouTube clips prove, you do. And you just keep on a-sinning, as per Josh Buggar.
Your failure is now complete, Doris. [/Darth Vader]
I refer you to the words carved by a prisoner on a wall in a concentration camp in WWII (http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95809&Page=2#1572231):
'If there is a god, he will have to beg for my forgiveness.'
That 'White Throne of Judgement' will have to be an extremely long one, to accommodate all of we sinless non-fundie people; particular priority - and authority - given to a certain Six Million. That Book of Judgement will contain only the names of the likes of you dearie: and of your 'God'. He is the Evil One (I refer you to Isaiah 45:7 & Amos 3:6; also his own sins above). J'accuse, God!
...and you too, dearie.
It's now time to realise your unjustifiable way of thinking that causes you to behave in the unjustifiable way you do: in public as per said YT clips via Fuck The Bible, and Artemis Fowel, certainly the way you have here for several years: Trolling.
If you are truly repentant, and want to be considered as sinless as we who aren't exactly like you, precisely because we are Normal & sane - which you are not - certainly want to consider yourself forgiven as Mary Magdalene was by your J-boy, and continue on from there as sinless as we who aren't like you, then you must beg for our forgiveness, admit your unjustifiable behaviour that you had no right to do in the first place, state before the witnesses here in FSTDT that you will never behave the way you have here for several years - preferably by leaving here & never returning again, and renouncing your unjustifiable 'Faith' (or in your case, FAIL) that makes you behave the way you do; either becoming an Atheist, or at least a non-fundie Christian (like my best friend is one).
...and also, as per Fuck The Bible's suggestion here (http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=111228&Page=2#1839087; emphasis added):
"Your church keeps you around on its liturgical committee as an act of charity, because they feel bad for you and believe you are mentally ill. They are concerned your involvement is the only thing keeping you somewhat grounded, and therefore out of kindness let you stay, with the caveat you are not to speak from the pulpit again after slandering your youth pastor with antisemitic bile.
You are a well-known fraud, liar, and public joke. Your behavior here is only a symptom of your much larger personal issues. Seek help, Doris. Your own husband is concerned about you.'
Admitting you have a problem is half the battle won.
The only thing stopping you from doing so is your Pride. A deadly Sin, last time I heard. Your Fridefullness is causing you to think, and thus act, in the unjustifiable way you do.
Time to let it go.